Weell, I only have two dogs, but I'm doin' it. The Laziest: Fozzie... to the nth degree. The Shyest: Gonzo The Most Loving: Gonzo... not in a cuddly sense, but he truly loves me most. The Most Energetic: Gonzo! The Most Likely To Beg For Treats: Fozzie! The Most Likely To Want To Be Petted: Gonzo. Especially his rump. The Most Toy Obsessed: Gonzo. Fozzie is obsessed with lasers, though. The Sweetest: Umm... in general... Fozzie The Meanest: This saddens me to say, but, Gonzo. He isn't exactly friendly toward people he doesn't know/trust, sometimes. The Most Likely To Get Dirty: Fozzie. His stomache is like 4 inches from the ground! The Most Likely To Stay Clean: Gonzo. He's my prissy man! The Drama Queen: Oh, Fozzie. Very dramatic and occasionally pissy. The Most Playful: Gonzo. If he likes another dog, he will play infinitely with them. The Most Annoying: Gonzo. He's very demanding/difficult, in many, many ways. The Loudest: Gonzo. He shrieks like a banshee when he and Fozzie play. The Quietest: Fozzie... unless he's in SA mode! The Most Likely To Give You The Evil Eye: Fozzie. Fuhsho. The Most Likely To Plot To Kill You In Your Sleep: Fozzie... if I didn't give him his bedtime cookie, I would probably never wake up! The Most Likely To Run For President: Gonzo... he would probably run as an independent, and get his @ss kicked. The Most Likely To Eat Your Pickles: Fozzie would, has, and will! Whole ones even.