Discussion in 'The Fire Hydrant' started by *blackrose, Sep 3, 2012.
Apparently nobody in Minnesota wants to go to work, because you can add me to that list!
It is 91F and my blood pressure dropping feelsbadman.jpg
Or yelling FINE STAY HERE! I NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAYS! Plzcomebackiloveyouplzzz
Have to leave work tonight, go home, feed dogs quickly, then run to training class. The lease was up on our new training building close to me, so I now have to drive the twenty minutes to our old building. This doesn't really give me any time to eat dinner. Luckily I only have two classes tonight instead of three, so at least I'll be home around 8. So then I'll have to cook something and it will be 9 when I'm done with dinner.
And really all I want to do after work today is go home and drink.
And wish training dogs was my only job.
I have to take over the Thursday classes too, which means no cycling at ALL this week. Sigh.
My favorite was our discussion of "I could just walk her down."
"... yeah, she's not the kind of dog you can walk down, she'll just go WHEEEE CHASING AND RUNNING!"
She was utterly adorable playing with that Boston this morning!
I HATE when people smack when they are eating. It's GROSS. It's LOUD. I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR YOU EATING.
They're not much better when they're on the lead.
Today Frederick decided he had to meet the other dogs being walked, and I didn't have any say in that, as he dragged me to them.... And then got all tail waggy and stiff and solid like a brick wanting to play, and I was just a mere twig holding him still.
Whilst I'm trying to justify the rude by explaining he's not been out much as hes in recovery, and he's only 10 months, and we are trying to work on lead manners, and we are back at the trainers this weekend and, and, and, and.....
And he was all like, maybe I should walk ahead of you... And walks off with his lovely heeling 4 dogs. And my one continues to be like walking a baby deer x tigger.
Think we might have some work to do yet
Huuuulgghhhh that is a pet peeve of mine. One of my old co-workers would snack at his desk at about the same time every day. I would have to get up and exit my cubie to go visit my friends while he was snacking to avoid wanting to throw up.
Smack slosh smack chomp chomp slosh.
I had a coworker that did that. We have mini-cubes and he was right next to me. Plus, he normally ate breakfast and lunch at his cube. I think my bosses realized I was becoming mostly homicidal so they moved him. The girl that is there now isn't as bad, but still makes weird noises.
Then again, I'm the person who sometimes tells Ben, "I'm sorry, I have to leave the room before I murder you. You're chewing too loud. I know that this is just one of my things and it's not your fault, I just want you to die right now."
On the radio they are talking about how to not get screwed over by people that are impersonating 'help' in the disaster zone. It just pisses me off that people even try to take advantage of situations like this.
I think "Fred", my occasional kidney stone is back. ON TOP of me having my period. My midsection hurts so bad that I can't even rageflail.
*hands chocolate and wine*
You just need to be cooler and have Tuesdays mostly off, like me. Except for all that poor timing planning stuff I did this morning... hah.
One of the daycare dogs has warts on its mouth. I really hope we don't have an outbreak. Before I saw them I let her play with two of my intraining dogs as well. Sigh.
My uterus is currently hating me. Or Implanon is hating me. One or the other. Or both. So, on top of not being regular since this **** thing was put in, I have experienced not only the WORST CRAMPS EVER but recently a ruptured cyst as well.
So. I want this rod out of my arm now. It's not doing any kind of a good job except not getting me pregnant.
These cramps are horrid. Luckily they aren't constant, they come in waves. But the waves are the hot-flash + cold chill feverish feeling + nausea and pain shoots down the inside of my legs and it radiates all around my pelvic area. First time I've ever had cramps so bad my back hurt. Back cramps. I haven't had a period this bad since BEFORE I went on "hormone therapy" to stop it. And I'm not even bleeding yet.
Ragequit womanhood, please.
And this rod. Out. Of. My. Arm. :wall:
OMG I would be digging it out with a knife myself, or flagging down the nearest track vet & get them to do it, lol. I am sorry your having all those problems, vibes you get sorted out soon
I think (though I dont know officially or not) that I might be sterile or at least semi-sterile xD because back when I was younger I handled a lot of the equine hormone suppressant "reg-u-mate" many time with out gloves (boss had none :/) & always with open wounds on my hands.
I will also admit to sampling clenbuteral (marketed here as ventipullmin ... Sorry for spelling it wrong) when I was feeling particularly "down" & let me tell you that stuff makes you feel like a bull! But take too much & your heart races like your on speed.
Filling out Payton's very first agility entry forms.
Date of birth - not even thinking about it I started to write down Auggie's birth date.
I realized what I was doing, stopped, corrected it.
then immediately started crying.
I almost got my student DQ'd on the weekend because apparently I was directing from the sidelines. I don't remember doing that though. Just found it out today and the judges didn't care to mention it to any of the parties involved with the child.
Brushing up on my junior handling rules again and have a better plan for next time. This was the first trial I was coaching her at so it's a learning process. I still feel terrible though!
I am too tired to sleep. Frick this.
I'm out of allergie meds but I'm also out of money because I still haven't received my paycheck from April also I just ate an apple which I am allergic to if I haven't taken allergy meds! :-/
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