Discussion in 'The Fire Hydrant' started by *blackrose, Sep 3, 2012.
If the trees don't stop having sex soon, my eyes might die.
Ugh yeah... My van is covered in yellow tree sex. Really over it and their sex is keeping Hannah up with a stuffy nose
So there was this big screwup at the bank (both our fault and the bank's...loooong story). . .anyway. I have $80 to last the entire month. This will be fun. :wall:
I am normally a very tolerant person, or at least, pretend to be... but some people just really grate on my nerves. Not the people exactly, just how seemingly oblivious they are to their own actions/choices/attitudes, and those type of people don't mesh well with me considering I'm brutally honest a lot of the time, although I usually keep to myself.
I (or Rick) would take it happily!
Sleep apparently doesn't want to come to me tonight.
It's really strange, isn't it? I never really had a problem with my body image (well, besides from wanting to lose weight).. It's really difficult to explain.
Me? Come and give the job to me!! lol I swear I can spell, talk, look you in the eyes, smile, fill out all of the information, AND my mommy will be no where near me! lol
^This. Yes please! We just need a huge Chazzer pet store. Lol!
Both of you come on down, you're hired! :rofl1:
And I swear I'm not trying to expect the world from these people..just basic job finding skills? If you have never worked before or have a serious lack of experience...you should probably make sure you spell things right or have SOMETHING going for you!
It took my mom one week and one day before she started bad-mouthing my uncle.
Oh, I see how it is. It's because I have a Cattle Dog, isn't it? ISN'T IT? I'm pulling the breed card.
:rofl1: Chaz stopped working when I hit reply! You posted like...when I was replying...bah.
You're hired too.
You know when you slack off flossing for a while and then you floss again?
Yea, me too.
Yes! You aren't scrapping my resume because I was sassy?
Sassy is good! I like sassy! If you can walk in like you own the joint and do the job well, I'm delighted.
I'm just super fed up and desperate for some good news for once! Anything will do.
Why will somebody not marry me so we can have a Princess Bride themed wedding??
I want to pay a minister to stand in front of my friends and family and spout "Mawwage. Mawwage is what bwings us togevah.... today. Mawwage. That bwessed awangement. That dweam wiffin a dweam. And wuv... twoo wuv... wiww fowwow you... foreveehhhh..."
Seriously! Why is this not happening?
That would be awesome!
The person who married us did this, but for the rehearsal, not actual ceremony
You will find your perfect man!!
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