There was once a kindergartened.One day, he went to school and when the day was over, the teacher told everybody that they had to find out what the first five letters of the alphabet were by asking their family. The little boy (kindergartener) went home and asked his uncle what the first letter of the alphabet was. the uncle replied "SHUT UP SHUT UP"
The little boy said "Okay!" and went to ask his brother. When he got to his brothers room, he saw he was dressed in his batman coustume.
"What's the second letter of the alphabet?" he asked
The reply he got was B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-BATMAN!
Once again, he said okay and headed off to his sisters room.
His sister was sitting on her bed listening to her CD player.
"What's the third letter of the alphabet?" he asked
"THATS THE WAY, UH HUH UH HUH I LIKE IT, UH HUH UH HUH!" was his reply
He once again said okay and went outside to ask his dad what the fourth letter of the alphabet was. His dad was rummiging through garbage since he was a garbageman.
"Whats the fourth letter of the alphabet?" he asked.
"GARBAGE, GARBAGE, GARBAGE!ALL THEY GIVE YOU IS GARBAGE!" was his dad's odd response.
The little boy went back inside to ask his mom what the fifth letter of the alphabet was. He got to the kitchen, and saw that she was baking buns. They both heard the timer go off.
"What's the fifth letter of the alphabet?" He asked
He didnt get a response,just...
"My buns are ready!"
The next day at school, the teacher called on him to tell the class what the first five letters of the alphabet were.
He replied:
"SHUT UP!SHUT UP!"
"Well, who do you think you are?" was the response from the teacher
"B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-BATMAN!
That's it, go down to the principles office!
"That's the way, uh huh uh huh I like it, uh huh uh huh!"
He went down to the office.
The principle asked:
"What do you think this school offers you?"
"GARBAGE GARBAGE GARBAGE, ALL THEY GIVE YOU IS GARBAGE!"
"Well, I'm gonna have to give ya a spanking!"
*DING!* My buns are ready!
I have another that somebody on the bus told me but it involvs swear words... I'll tell you a different one!
There was once a haunted room at a hotel.One night, while the hotel was booked up except for that room, a man came in asking for a room. The person at the front desk said the haunted one was the only one open. The man said he was not afraid of ghosts and took it.
once he got to the room, he heard
" I got ya where I want ya and now I'm gonna eat cha!"
He jumped out the window and broke his arm.
The same thing happened the next week, only it was a lady and she broke her leg.
The next week, another person came in.It was a man. Once again, all other rooms were booked except for the haunted one.He said he would take it. When he got there, he got ready for bed. He got into the bed and started to drift off to sleep when he heard:
"I got ya where I want ya and now I'm gonna eat cha!"
Now, this guy wasnt afraid of ghosts and goblins and things that go bump in the night.He decided to investigate. He checked everywhere. Finally, he came to this closet. He opened it, and there sat a little boy with a buger on his finger saying:
"I got ya where I want ya and now I'm gonna eat cha!"
I gots a mores jokes!
There was a haunted hotel rom. One stormy night, a man came in.All of the other rooms were booked. He took it. When he got to the room, he heard:
"When the log rolls over we will all be dead!" He jumped out the window and hung onto a tree branch until the fire department came to rescue him.
The same thing happened the next night, only with a woman that missed the tree branch and broke her leg.
Two days after this, another stormy night came and another traveler came in wanting a rom. All of the rooms were booked once again. He tok the haunted one, since no body else would take it. He heard:
"When the log rolls over we will all be dead!"
a couple times before he decided to look everywhere for the source.He really had to go to the bathroom, so he went into the bathroom. He looked in the toilet and saw a piece of crap in the toilet and a bunch of little ants all over it saying:
"When the log rolls over we will all be dead!"
lol my fingers are very tired so I gotta stop before they run ouitta batteriues lol!
The little boy said "Okay!" and went to ask his brother. When he got to his brothers room, he saw he was dressed in his batman coustume.
"What's the second letter of the alphabet?" he asked
The reply he got was B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-BATMAN!
Once again, he said okay and headed off to his sisters room.
His sister was sitting on her bed listening to her CD player.
"What's the third letter of the alphabet?" he asked
"THATS THE WAY, UH HUH UH HUH I LIKE IT, UH HUH UH HUH!" was his reply
He once again said okay and went outside to ask his dad what the fourth letter of the alphabet was. His dad was rummiging through garbage since he was a garbageman.
"Whats the fourth letter of the alphabet?" he asked.
"GARBAGE, GARBAGE, GARBAGE!ALL THEY GIVE YOU IS GARBAGE!" was his dad's odd response.
The little boy went back inside to ask his mom what the fifth letter of the alphabet was. He got to the kitchen, and saw that she was baking buns. They both heard the timer go off.
"What's the fifth letter of the alphabet?" He asked
He didnt get a response,just...
"My buns are ready!"
The next day at school, the teacher called on him to tell the class what the first five letters of the alphabet were.
He replied:
"SHUT UP!SHUT UP!"
"Well, who do you think you are?" was the response from the teacher
"B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-BATMAN!
That's it, go down to the principles office!
"That's the way, uh huh uh huh I like it, uh huh uh huh!"
He went down to the office.
The principle asked:
"What do you think this school offers you?"
"GARBAGE GARBAGE GARBAGE, ALL THEY GIVE YOU IS GARBAGE!"
"Well, I'm gonna have to give ya a spanking!"
*DING!* My buns are ready!
I have another that somebody on the bus told me but it involvs swear words... I'll tell you a different one!
There was once a haunted room at a hotel.One night, while the hotel was booked up except for that room, a man came in asking for a room. The person at the front desk said the haunted one was the only one open. The man said he was not afraid of ghosts and took it.
once he got to the room, he heard
" I got ya where I want ya and now I'm gonna eat cha!"
He jumped out the window and broke his arm.
The same thing happened the next week, only it was a lady and she broke her leg.
The next week, another person came in.It was a man. Once again, all other rooms were booked except for the haunted one.He said he would take it. When he got there, he got ready for bed. He got into the bed and started to drift off to sleep when he heard:
"I got ya where I want ya and now I'm gonna eat cha!"
Now, this guy wasnt afraid of ghosts and goblins and things that go bump in the night.He decided to investigate. He checked everywhere. Finally, he came to this closet. He opened it, and there sat a little boy with a buger on his finger saying:
"I got ya where I want ya and now I'm gonna eat cha!"
I gots a mores jokes!
There was a haunted hotel rom. One stormy night, a man came in.All of the other rooms were booked. He took it. When he got to the room, he heard:
"When the log rolls over we will all be dead!" He jumped out the window and hung onto a tree branch until the fire department came to rescue him.
The same thing happened the next night, only with a woman that missed the tree branch and broke her leg.
Two days after this, another stormy night came and another traveler came in wanting a rom. All of the rooms were booked once again. He tok the haunted one, since no body else would take it. He heard:
"When the log rolls over we will all be dead!"
a couple times before he decided to look everywhere for the source.He really had to go to the bathroom, so he went into the bathroom. He looked in the toilet and saw a piece of crap in the toilet and a bunch of little ants all over it saying:
"When the log rolls over we will all be dead!"
lol my fingers are very tired so I gotta stop before they run ouitta batteriues lol!
