The Fila Bump- another PetSmart story

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  1. filarotten

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    I took Brutus with me into Houston this morning to pick up parts for hubby. On the way home, we stopped for a cookie run at PetSmart. As I am standing in the cookie aisle, Brutus is sitting to the right of me behaving like a gentleman. Then it happens, a red haired lady wearing white Capri's walks next to him, bends over in front of him to get cookies from the bottom shelf. My beloved Fila monster, takes his big wet nose and bumps her in the behind, pushes her head into the cookie wall, then pushes himself in between her legs, she stands up during this and is saying, Oh,Oh,Oh, and Brutus... he is just standing between her legs, as if this was where he belonged. :eek:

    It was one of those moments where I was torn between praying the floor would open up and swallow me me into some deep dark pit that would save me from my Fila induced humiliation, or, I would have a heart attack and die so I would be spared facing this woman. At that moment, I really didn't care which one. (But, I have to admit, there was also that little wicked urge to burst out laughing, because it was hilarious.) Well, the floor did not open up and swallow me, and I couldn't laugh, as that would have been very rude. So, I fussed at him, and made him sit, so she could get off of him, and then, I apologised profusely. Thankfully, she was very nice about it.

    As she walked off, I noticed she had a big wet spot on the back of her white pants where that big Fila nose had bumped her. I had to get out of there quickly. As soon as i paid, and got into the suv I burst out laughing. I am still laughing and still embarrassed. Why me, Lord?
     
  2. Renee750il

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    You mean you didn't explain to her that the Fila, as a breed, just seem to have a "thing" for redheads? :D
     
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    I think I muttered something to that effect, but I don't think it really impressed her. lol
     
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    jess2416 Who woulda thought

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    LOL that is hilarious :D
     
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    Ha! Serves her right to have a big wet spot on the back of her pants...not an excuse me or anything, she just plops her big old butt in front of him and the cookies.
     
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    I wish I was there, man, this is so funny....:D
     
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    Now that's true . . . it's never safe to get between a Fila and cookies :D
     
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    giggles
     
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    I would have switched places with that lady! Brutus is a handsome boy. And i'm SO used to having drool stains on my pants from Nala, I wouldn't even notice! ;)
     
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    LOL. Every time you fila people tell a story, I love them more!
     
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    There never seems to be a dull moment with this breed. You never know what they are going to do next.
     
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    I think the scientific Latin name for the Fila is "canus eccentricus" :rolleyes:

    They also answer to "Cookie Monster" :p
     
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    AusCatDogs_4Ever but please call me Aus.

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    LOL that was a great story!!:D Sure put a smile on my face!:)
     
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    lol, Not only do they answer to "Cookie Monster", they are "Cookie Monsters".:eek:
     
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    be funny if they had it on video tape..survalence..(sp?) send it into funniest home videos but she probably wouldn't like it.:eek:
     
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    Probably not. But, it would be perfect.:D
     
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    Thats a great story, I would have been embarrassed too but I probably would have started laughing. I bet the women learnt her lesson though, never ever ever stand between Brutus and his cookies :D.
     
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    You probably wouldn't have noticed, but everyone else had to notice the wet spot on the seat of her pants. It was in a spot that caught the eye.:eek:
     

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