I took Brutus with me into Houston this morning to pick up parts for hubby. On the way home, we stopped for a cookie run at PetSmart. As I am standing in the cookie aisle, Brutus is sitting to the right of me behaving like a gentleman. Then it happens, a red haired lady wearing white Capri's walks next to him, bends over in front of him to get cookies from the bottom shelf. My beloved Fila monster, takes his big wet nose and bumps her in the behind, pushes her head into the cookie wall, then pushes himself in between her legs, she stands up during this and is saying, Oh,Oh,Oh, and Brutus... he is just standing between her legs, as if this was where he belonged. 
It was one of those moments where I was torn between praying the floor would open up and swallow me me into some deep dark pit that would save me from my Fila induced humiliation, or, I would have a heart attack and die so I would be spared facing this woman. At that moment, I really didn't care which one. (But, I have to admit, there was also that little wicked urge to burst out laughing, because it was hilarious.) Well, the floor did not open up and swallow me, and I couldn't laugh, as that would have been very rude. So, I fussed at him, and made him sit, so she could get off of him, and then, I apologised profusely. Thankfully, she was very nice about it.
As she walked off, I noticed she had a big wet spot on the back of her white pants where that big Fila nose had bumped her. I had to get out of there quickly. As soon as i paid, and got into the suv I burst out laughing. I am still laughing and still embarrassed. Why me, Lord?
It was one of those moments where I was torn between praying the floor would open up and swallow me me into some deep dark pit that would save me from my Fila induced humiliation, or, I would have a heart attack and die so I would be spared facing this woman. At that moment, I really didn't care which one. (But, I have to admit, there was also that little wicked urge to burst out laughing, because it was hilarious.) Well, the floor did not open up and swallow me, and I couldn't laugh, as that would have been very rude. So, I fussed at him, and made him sit, so she could get off of him, and then, I apologised profusely. Thankfully, she was very nice about it.
As she walked off, I noticed she had a big wet spot on the back of her white pants where that big Fila nose had bumped her. I had to get out of there quickly. As soon as i paid, and got into the suv I burst out laughing. I am still laughing and still embarrassed. Why me, Lord?
