The Duck Is Dead

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  1. xpaeanx

    xpaeanx Active Member

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    THE DUCK IS DEAD

    A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid
    her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the
    bird's chest.

    After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry,
    your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."

    The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"

    "Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," replied the vet.

    "How can you be so sure?" she protested... "I mean you haven't done any
    testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

    The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room...

    He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever.
    As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind
    legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from
    top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

    The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room.

    A few minutes later he returned with a cat.
    The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head
    to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly
    and strolled out of the room.

    The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is
    most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

    The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a
    bill, which he handed to the woman.
    The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill.
    "$250?" she cried, "$250 just to tell me my duck is dead?"

    The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the
    bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now
    $250."
     
  2. bubbatd

    bubbatd Moderator

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    Worth reading again !
     
  3. Zoom

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    :rofl1:
     
  4. babymomma

    babymomma Remembering Casey ♥

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    hahaha. That is SO funny
     
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    She should feel LUCKY it was only $250.00! hahahahahahaha
     
  6. dogsarebetter

    dogsarebetter EVIL SHELTIES!!!!

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    made me smile
     
  7. TheInvader

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    LOL LABrador report and CAT scan
     
  8. FalseImpression

    FalseImpression New Member

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    I can't believe I laughed at a story about a dead duck :(
     
  9. Nikole Fairview

    Nikole Fairview New Member

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    Aww, Hmm, I don't know.

    That makes me feel bad for getting the punch line. I guess since it's a dog forum, most people don't care about the duck, but the duck really being dead makes me sad. Sorry if I'm being a party pooper.
     
  10. Mach1girl

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    teehee..
     

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