The Dog Fight

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  1. nicco

    nicco Wolfpack

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    A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?"

    "Yeah, I do!" a biker says, standing up. "What about it?"

    "Well, I think my chihuahua just killed him..."

    "What are you talkin' about?!" the biker says, disbelievingly. "How could your little runt kill my rottweiler?"

    "Well, it seems he got stuck in your dog's throat!" :D
     
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    Renee750il Felurian

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    Funny, Nicco. I've met several hard-core bikers who had dogs, but the really funny part is quite a few of them had chihuahuas! Imagine that!
     
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    RD Are you dead yet?

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    I know a guy named Kadan, who is one of those 'hard core biker dudes', who has a TINY chinese crested. :p It's really cute, he puts a leather jacket on the dog and has a little custom dog-seat in front of his seat on the motorcycle, where he can strap her in, and she just curls up and sleeps, and when he leaves to go in a store or something, she won't let ANYONE near that motorcycle. it's just too unusual, but really cute..
     
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    sheltiepups New Member

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    lol that's funny lol
     
  5. chazhound

    chazhound Alpha Dog Staff Member

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    Haaa haaaa!!!! Funny Joke!

    Bikers love their dogs... I just can't wait for Bike Week in Daytona. All the old bikers are grown now and bring in their RV's pulling bike trailors, with their familys and dogs with them! Most of them have small dogs and lot of them have ferrets too.

    Chazhound
     
  6. Renee750il

    Renee750il Felurian

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    If you guys don't get a break this hurricane season it may have to be changed to Boat Week!
     
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    chazhound Alpha Dog Staff Member

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    No doubt!
    At least the hurricanes killed the forest fire season.

    Chazhound
     
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    Lynn Super Moderator

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    Yeah, we have a new one on the way. Go away Jeanne!!!
     
  9. southern_girl09

    southern_girl09 GSP/Lab Mix!

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    lol! I have a chi but she wears a spike collor.What a TOUGH lil gurlie!
     

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