The Burgler

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  1. DanL

    DanL Active Member

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    A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,

    'Jesus knows you're here.'

    He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

    When he heard nothing more , after a bit, he shook his head and continued.

    Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard

    'Jesus is watching you.'

    Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

    Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

    'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

    'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that Jesus is watching you.'

    The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

    'I'm Moses,' replied the bird.

    'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

    'The same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'
     
  2. bubbatd

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    Loved it !
     
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    AGonzalez Not a lurker

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    HAHA I love that joke, haven't heard it in awhile. :)
     
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    :rofl1: :rofl1:

    I think barb or filarotten told me that joke not long ago..........it's good, never tire of it, especially since I have a parrot that can speak and not a rottie, but a dobe would fit nicely into the joke as well, ROFL
     
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    :rofl1: :rofl1: Good one DanL. :)

    ... or a GSD, Fila, Presa, Dogo Argentino, etc., etc. :)
     
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    :hail::rofl1::hail::rofl1: thanks for the best laugh I have a had this week!!! That is great.
     

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