I got to thinking.... i hear people say stupid and odd things all the time. The kind of things that make you scratch your head and wonder why they just said what they said. I recently heard how this laboring mother was about to be stuck by the anesthesia guy for her iv because she was a "hard" stick and the nurses were having trouble getting a vein. He goes to put it in her right hand and she says "oh... don't put it in that hand, that's my JACK OFF hand" OMG... I could not believe she said such a thing. That poor anesthesia guy probably didn't know what to think when he heard that woman say that...lol What kind of odd things have you heard people say?