Some funny dog quotes

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  1. g00ber

    g00ber Dirty Dawg...

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    Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window!
    -- Steve Bluestone

    Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
    --Lewis Grizzard

    The other day I saw two dogs walk over to a parking meter. One of them says to the other, "How do you like that? Pay toilets!"
    --Dave Starr

    They say the dog is man's best friend. I don't believe that. How many of your friends have you neutered?
    --Larry Reeb

    I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.
    --Wendy Liebman

    I bought my grandmother a Seeing Eye dog. But he's a little sadistic. He does impressions of cars screeching to a halt.
    --Larry Amoros

    I like driving around with my two dogs, especially on the freeways. I make them wear little hats so I can use the car-pool lanes.
    --Monica Piper

    Dogs are lousy poker players. When the get a good hand they wag their tails.

    Dumb dog. I bought a dog whistle. He won’t use it.

    A guy wanted the vet to cut his dog’s tail off. The vet asked why. Well, my mother in law is visiting next month and I want to eliminate any possible indication that she is welcome

    I know that dogs are pack animals, but it is difficult to imagine a pack of standard poodles...and if there was such a thing as a pack of standard poodles, where would they rove to? Bloomingdale's?
    --Yvonne Clifford, American actress

    :D :D :D :D
     
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    Ash47 Taco Dog

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    Those are cute.
     
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    Rubylove Training the Trainer

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    keyodie Keyozilla

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    LMAO!! I loved these:

     
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