Since hubby thought this was so funny...

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*sigh*

Hubby just about died laughing when I told him about this. He said I should post it. :rolleyes:

Hubby was at work (I only worked the afternoon today). I decided to take a shower. I had just finished lathering up my hair and was rinsing the shampoo off--just humming and zoning out a bit.

All of a sudden...something POKES me right on my nekkid butt! I scream bloody murder and jump about six feet in the air. My feet slip upon landing. I thud into the shower wall, but manage to save myself from falling by reaching up and grabbing the showerhead.

I frantically scrape the soap out of my eyes and spin around to see a Catahoula chaos demon! Voodoo had sneakily nosed the shower curtain aside, slipped his head in and goosed me on the rump! He had both front paws on the edge of the tub, and I swear he was laughing at me. Mission accomplished, Voodoo sprang away and went galloping off to the living room.

Wonderful. I should have gotten another cat.
 

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ROTFLMAO......Sorry, but the way you tell your stories is just hilarious....Voodoo is quite the character......I bet he did it on purpose just to see what you would do :p

PS.. How is his eye doing??
 

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Gotta love canine humor! Lol!

Be thankful you hadn't watched Hitchcock's Psycho prior to showering or you would have had a coronary on the spot!
 
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Yup Jess, I have to agree..Gempress does tell great stories and I HAVE to read everyone. LMAO..this one didn't dissapoint. How is it that when we have dogs, we often see more action when hubby isn't home..:D :D :D
 

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Glad you are okay but that made me laugh! Well he know how to get his moms attetion...lol!
 

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Renee750il said:
Ya know, I think this calls for another verse . . . . you've just got Dem Ol' Cosmic Catahoula Blues again, mama :D

Renee, I think you should make that song a sticky :p Just for me and Gempress :D I know I needed to read it a few times today
 

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You know, we should get Pixie to print it out and take it with her to the hospital. She can work on the music to it and keep her mind off of her knees :)
That is a great idea :) I loved the song, it makes me laugh...and have music to it would be even better :p

I think I am going to print it out and frame it....
 

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LOL Gempress I feel your pain. If I don't close the door all the way Teddy will hop into the shower with me lol
 

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jess2416 said:
Renee, I think you should make that song a sticky :p Just for me and Gempress :D I know I needed to read it a few times today
Only if you include ACDs in it ! They are both the devils spawn lol. Whiskey pyt me through the paces today too ( see nail clipping post) and you all know that he will not let me bathe alone. Ahhhhh but I warned you about Catahoulas and Heelers are no different just looks wise. They do there level best to pick on you it is their idea of great sport. lol
 

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oh yea did I happen to mention that when we had the twin Catahoulas ( yes we had 2 at once) I also had 2 Heelers . It was calamity at its best lol but they kept the cattle in their place and the place was a big playground. But we had them in the house with us when not working and I bet you can get the picture.
 

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Jess, Voodoo's eye is doing great. This is the last day of ointment.

Now, if he can just stay out of the vet's office for awhile...
 

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Aww, Gem, I try to prepare myself for your stories and tell myself that you don't always find them funny and that I probably shouldn't laugh all the time... so I am bottling it in and am saying, "bad voodoo" instead!

I'm glad you're okay and that his eye has healed appropriately.
 

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