Riddle

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  1. Sheba

    Sheba I W A L R

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    In a wolf pack
    With pointed fangs, it sits in wait.
    With piercing force, it doles out fate
    Over bloodless victims, proclaiming it's might.
    Eternally Joining in a single bite.

    What Am I?

    (after a few posts I'll post the answer :D )
     
  2. jess2416

    jess2416 Who woulda thought

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    a bat
     
  3. nedim

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    vampire


    or

    the bush administration, your call.
     
  4. chloesowner

    chloesowner I can feel the pressure..

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    hey!!! A wolf?
     
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    jess2416 Who woulda thought

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    I didnt even think of that one but now that I went back and read it that sounds like the perfect answer :D
     
  6. Sheba

    Sheba I W A L R

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    You're ALL wrong!
    ITS A STAPLER!
     
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    chloesowner I can feel the pressure..

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    Lol
    Now I have one for you

    Soft like cotton that falls from a tree
    The more I dry, the wetter I'll be
     
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    towel
     
  9. chloesowner

    chloesowner I can feel the pressure..

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    How'd you know??
    I have another one
    I run all day, but never walk,
    I tell you something, but i do not talk
    What am i?
     
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    clock
     
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    chloesowner I can feel the pressure..

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    What has a head and Tail but no body?
     
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    Here's some more riddles.
    The maker doesn't need it,
    The buyer doesn't use it
    The user uses it without knowing.
    WHAT IS IT?




    Answer - A coffin


    Two bodies I have
    Though both joined in one
    The more still I stand
    The quicker I run.
    What am I?



    ANSWER - An hourglass

    I can run, but never walk,
    Often a murmur, never talk,
    I have a bed but never sleep,
    I have a mouth but never eat.
    What am I?



    ANSWER - A river

    It has seven letters,
    It proceeded God,
    All poor people have it,
    And all rich people need it.

    WHAT IS IT?



    Answer - Nothing

    "You are the pilot of a aeroplane. You start off in Scotland with 500 passengers you go to Germany and 378 passengers get off and another 201 passengers board. You then fly the plane with all it's passengers and land in Austria. 145 passengers get off and another 300 board. Your last journey is back to Scotland. They all get off but another 876 passengers board. What is the pilots mother called?"



    Answer - as you are the pilot the answer is your mother's name.

    Mo
     
  13. chloesowner

    chloesowner I can feel the pressure..

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    Yes!!!!! Very good :D
     

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