Reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers

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  1. MeatyTreats

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    Reasons dogs don't use computers

    * Can't stick their heads out of Windows '98.

    * Fetch command not available on all platforms.

    * Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.

    * Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.

    * Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."

    * Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.

    * Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing www.chazhound.com instead of working.

    * Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee.

    * Not at all fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver.

    * Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies tail-wagging.

    * Waiting for the introduction of the Microsoft Opposable Thumb.

    * Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome

    * 'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand...

    * Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software.

    * Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manuever.

    * Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.master's.leg.

    * Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.

    * TpO HAqRD TO TgYPE WITyH PAzWS.
     
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    Renee750il Felurian

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    that's cute!
     
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    and I hate it when they leave milk bone crumbs in the keyboard :cool: :p
     

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