Really Cute Cat Joke :p

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  1. jess2416

    jess2416 Who woulda thought

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    A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, "You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking."

    The cat thought for a minute and then said, "All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on."

    God said, "Say no more." Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.

    A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the same offer that He made to the cat.

    The mice said, "Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again."

    God answered, "It is done." All the mice had beautiful little roller skates.

    About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?"

    The cat replied, "Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!"
     
  2. AusCatDogs_4Ever

    AusCatDogs_4Ever but please call me Aus.

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    LOL. That is cute. :D
     
  3. jess2416

    jess2416 Who woulda thought

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    I liked it alot :D Sorry to all you that have mice :p
     
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    Bailey+Ralph New Member

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    Saje Island dweller

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    rofl too cute
     
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    Kase New Member

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    LOL thats funny but the poor little mice though!
     
  7. Babyblue5290

    Babyblue5290 Happy Meal. Yum.

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    ROFL! :D LOL that's great!
     
  8. LoveMyKees

    LoveMyKees Love My KEEShond

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    Poor mice! But that is funny :)
     
  9. charlie4rocky

    charlie4rocky This is a pic of rocky!

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    Aww...nice joke though!
     
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    Too cute!
     
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