Purina

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  1. travis_doggies

    travis_doggies New Member

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    I was buying a large bag of Purina Mixer Complete Dog food at Walmart ..... standing in the queue to pay .....

    A woman behind me asked what sort of dog I had .... On impulse, I told her that no, I didnt actually own a dog - I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 20 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to fill your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

    I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a chap who was behind her.

    Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned.
    I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me..:D
     
  2. Renee750il

    Renee750il Felurian

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    ROFLMAO!!!!! Somehow, I think you just might have really done that standing in line :D

    Next time try the EVO diet ;) Higher protein, less carbs . . .
     
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    How funny! I love it.
     
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    jess2416 Who woulda thought

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    ROTFLMAO hahaha ......
     
  5. chazhound

    chazhound Alpha Dog Staff Member

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    Very good :)

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