Pink puppies..

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  1. MafiaPrincess

    MafiaPrincess Obvious trollsare Obvious

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    So I took the dogs to the tennis court. I lack time lately, they lack exercise.. Someone comes into the tennis court to tell me she didn't know spaniels came in pink (straight face).. and wanted to give me her number cause she's always wanted a pink dog.. so when Cider had puppies.. she'd want one.

    I will be rich. I could start dying puppies and selling them as rare. I could have litters in all the colours of the rainbow.. Drive up the prices if there is a war cause everyone wants the turquoise one..

    For those who were in chat last night.. we discussed hardcore religious breeders. (if you ever need a laugh, google a breed and religious together). I could go to the zealot I found breeding cockers.. get a byb bitch.. and start breeding holy rare coloured cockers...

    Rich I tell you rich..
     
  2. Dekka

    Dekka Just try me..

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    lol!!

    I could dye my unholy trinity of poodles flame coloured for best effect!!
     
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    Aussies are too tame or something. I did the Googling...came up with nothing near as fun as what you get with Cockers. :(

    I wanna see pink puppy pictures, pronto!
     
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    Oh that's sad.. I found a zealot with cockers, and a hardercore zealot with poodles. The poodle person had naming rules.. nothing unholy.

    I found a zealot with peis last night while in chat lol..

    Darn normalish Aussie folk...

    I'll get right on that litter. Sadly I think it may not be ready till easter..
     
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    Well of course not. Everyone knows you have to have the Easter Bunny come wave his magic carrot over the pregnant bitch to get those spectacular colors and he only works on a limited basis. Why else would they cost so much?

    But srsly, I want to see pink Cider.
     
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    LOL people are idiots

    I've had multiple people walk up to me and ask me (a) when are you breeding your Miniature German Shepherd and (b) How much do you want for a puppy? I could go about $800 but if you let me know ahead of time I can save up more...

    *headdesk* Miniature German Shepherd...uh huh...
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    That is terrifying lol
     
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    You haven't seen Zoom?

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    So since Cider is pink factored.. Dekka had a point.. I better what I breed to.. I might get muddy coloured puppies (which no one would buy) Everyone wants the bright popping colours..
     
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    Stay on the warm side of the spectrum, with the exception for cyan factored dogs. Then you can get that ever-so-rare bright violet color.
     
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    lol :p
     
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    So we're thinking blue, turquoise, purple and pink will be hot sellers right?

    I have a feeling orange and lime will be duds.. hmmm.
     
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    You aren't receiving a cent of my money until I see pure rainbow spectrum puppies. And the health tests to back them up. A breeding program like that takes generations to perfect, so a quick buck is out of the question, sorry.

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    Health smelth... You get KOLOR!!!!

    Rainbow puppies (TM) are magical and special.. they poop rainbows and come fully trained in every dog sport known to man... and you want health testing...
     
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    I want to make sure my pup won't have de-coloration befall it in older age. How else can we determine that without health testing?

    What the hell would I be paying Maf for if I didn't have a guarantee of rainbow poop throughout my dog's life?!
     
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    Dekka Just try me..

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    oh ye of little faith.

    I have decided you are not worthy of any of my new line of magickal rainbow puppy JRTs (patent pending)

    You need to embrace the faith to buy from me. Maf might sell to you but I wouldn't recommend it to someone who is soo obviously unfit and pushy!
     
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    I demand perfection.

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    Does their poop smell like a rainbow? If so, sign me up!
     
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    What I hope for from my litter. (Mine will be in a cleaner box..)

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    Pink Poofy Poodles would be pure moneymaking genius.

    I have a friend who dyed the white parts of her two BCs orange for a big flyball tournament in June. They are still, I believe, yellow. I don't know what she used, but this has full-stop scared me off dying Steve!
     

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