I have ants all OVER my couch (morgan thought it would be nice to coat my house in breadcrumbs after he got up and apparently ants have supernatural food sensing ability) We have steam cleaned it and vacuumed it and that worked for a day or two and they are back when there is NO food there. We figured a way to better lock up the kitchen since. I have a TON of cleaners but no real pest spray. WHAT can I do so we can enjoy our couch?!?! I plan on ordering DE when we get paid but until then I need SOMETHING besides vacuuming them up again since I would prefer not to wake the sleeping baby that likes to scream Also my couch is microfiber.