People make me laugh with the things they say

Discussion in 'Dogs - General Dog Chat' started by MinPinOwner, May 30, 2012.

  1. MinPinOwner

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    I've been told my house would be nicer without the dogs. They're disgusting animals because they lick their privates and roll around in dead things and poop. lol I can think of some really good replies that I should've said. lol
     
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    I had someone ask me if I 'worry' about the fur.

    I said, "No. I own a broom, so it's okay."
     
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    My response would be something along the lines of how the fur adds cushioning and warmth to the floors.
     
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    sassafras mushinois

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    "Well at least they don't poop in the house."
     
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    My response would have been "Nicer for who?"
     
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    To be fair they can be pretty gross, alright...
     
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    AdrianneIsabel Glutton for Crazy

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    Yeah, a couple of my boyfriends have been pretty dang foul too... ;)
     
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    Has one come up for a kiss with chunks of cat faeces stuck to his gums? lol
     
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    I've had to ask a few to brush their teeth before they get any closer to my face... LOL Then again I don't let my dogs lick me either (and I have no litter box which helps!)
     
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    That wouldn't have surprised me from some of mine...:p
     
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    I've been known to tell people mine keep out the riff-raff :D
     
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    Teal ...ice road...

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    Tell someone you have six dogs living in your house, and the first thing you get in response in, "OHMYGOD you must live in a pig pen!"

    Yes. Because I own dogs, I never clean. I am a filthy, horrid person. You caught me.
     
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    Or "What a zoo!". I hate that. "Oh gosh, your house must be a mess!". No, it's not actually. Because I f*cking clean it. Lol.
     
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    Kaia's breeder collected borzoi hair and sent it off to one of those people who spins and weaves it. It's a gorgeous scarf and it feels like cashmere.

    She took it to work and one of her coworkers was totally entranced. She kept draping it over herself, and gushing over how soft and beautiful it was. She finally asked what it was made of/where she got it. So she told the lady, "oh! I had some hair from my dogs made into a scarf."

    Lady recoiled in horror and refused to touch it after that. She kept saying how gross it was, because dogs are so dirty.

    Ummm... apparently she's never seen a sheep or goat in person. Frankly, I'd feel much better about wearing something made from the hair of a dog that got groomed regularly and brushed all the time vs. an animal who thinks peeing on itself is sexy, and has to have dried turds washed out of its sheared fleece.
     
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    I'd all but forgotten about the zoo comment! I haven't gotten that one in awhile! I feel like maybe I haven't been spending enough time in society lately then... thankfully. LOL
     
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    Seriously! Sheep are freaking gross. I bet that scarf is amazing.
     
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    Once when my mom was over she said in a slightly astonished tone "You know, your house doesn't smell at all!" Now, my mom being my mom I know she meant it as a compliment but it did give me a chuckle. NO MOM I LIVE IN SQUALOR.
     
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    they can be pretty gross. Guests comes over, Josie especially licks her area, then tries to greet my guests? gross! not to mention embarrassing LOL.

    Luckly my guests just says "she's just being a dog" but still gross! ;) especially when she makes that smacking sound with her mouth, sounds like old men that eat mashed potatoes with no teeth!. Yes i said it, my dog is nasty lol

    i've had a member of my family say "she's alotta dog" when they came over. To bad i can't say " oh really ? there's the door" This was when Josie was a crazy puppy.
     
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    Oh dear, if my dogs start that licking, I glare, they sulk and either leave the room or stop entirely. I do hate that sound!

    My dogs are very noisy though and yes, dirty from the pool/garden, but I'm not so sure I care about dirt except I wish I didn't have to full on clean my house twice a week. Once a week or twice a month would be dreamy.
     
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    Apparently its offensive when Lily lies on her back with her feet in the air because then they can see her hoo-ha. 'Cause she's so human and cares ya know. :rofl1:
     

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