"I has a saucer. It can be mai saucer. Not urz. No tuch. U can only observe mai saucer and me." "hooman sez, 'Get it Get it Get it!' and I goez get it. Wutevah 'it' is." "Welcome 2 Teh Palace of cheerios. Is nom. Is mai cheerios. Not urz. No tuch. U can only observe mai cheerios and me." "Teh end is can be out here? TEH END! Kthnxbai."