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Discussion in 'Dog Jokes and Cartoons' started by our_chihuahua's!, Mar 2, 2004.

  1. our_chihuahua's!

    our_chihuahua's! New Member

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    A guy wanted to take his Chihuahua into a restaurant with him, so he put on dark glasses and "tapped" his way into the establishment.
    The waiter said "Hey!, you can't bring a dog in here."
    The man indignantly claimed "I'm blind! ... this is my Seeing Eye dog!"
    "You're trying to tell me" said the waiter, "that this Chihuahua is a Seeing Eye dog?"
    "What???!!", cried the man, "they gave me a Chihuahua?" :D :D :D
     
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    Cute joke!
     
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    Heh! That's funny.
     
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    I tried that with my dachshund. It would have worked too if he would have stopped peeing on all the chair legs. musty lol
     
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    haha cute!
     
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    i've always wanted to pretend i was blind so i could bring my dog into stores and stuff... although goldens are commonly used as seeing-eye dogs, i don't think people would believe penny was one! :rolleyes:
     

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