New Dog Breeds

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  1. thunder

    thunder New Member

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    New Dog Breeds Recognized by AKC

    The following new combination dog breeds are now recognized by the AKC:

    Collie + Lhasa Apso
    Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

    Spitz + Chow Chow
    Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

    Pointer + Setter
    Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

    Malamute + Pointer
    Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

    Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
    Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

    Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso
    Peekasso, an abstract dog

    Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
    Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

    Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
    Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

    Newfoundland + Basset Hound
    Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

    Terrier + Bulldog
    Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

    Bloodhound + Labrador
    Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly (I think this is what I have :p )

    Collie + Malamute
    Commute, a dog that travels to work

    Deerhound + Terrier
    Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

    Bull Terrier + Shitzu
    Bull..... Oh, never mind
     
  2. sparks19

    sparks19 I'd rather be at Disney

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    hahahahaha very funny :D
     
  3. Tail_Chaser

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    good one
     
  4. Renee750il

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    Oh Renee, that Harrier Plotter one is so bad it's genius! Incidentially, I just finished watching "The Sorcerer's Stone" this morning
     
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    Zoom Twin 2.0

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    Here's one to go with Renee's:

    Poodle + Pug + Maltese = Muggles
     
  7. Gustav

    Gustav Don't encourage me..

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    Hee hee! made me chuckle! :D
     
  8. Ash47

    Ash47 Taco Dog

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    Cute!
     
  9. keyodie

    keyodie Keyozilla

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    lol. That made me laugh. :D
     

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