Jack has "happy tail" and since he refuses to stop pestering it and will wag off and try to ingest any attempt we make at a bandage, he has been sentenced to The Cone--dun, dunnn, dunnnnn..... His poor wounded tail.... He manages to pick up most of his toys with the cone.... "Oh hai Daddy! You come to take off dis ucky cone fing so iz can eat it?" "No? KK--can I eatz the camera fing instead?" "Pweeez? Im usin my big brown beggin labador eyes....." "Still no?? Fine then Daddy, be a tool. I'll juss pee in your mouth while u sleep....."