life should be the other way round

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  1. travis_doggies

    travis_doggies New Member

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    Life is backwards!

    The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean after all, life is tough.

    It takes up a lot of your time and what do you get in the end of it, Death?

    What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.

    You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way.

    You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day.

    You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension,
    then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

    You work 40 years until your young enough to enjoy your retirement.
    You drink like a fish, party your ass off, and screw anything that moves
    - you've only got a few years left, why not?!?

    Then you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you
    become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a
    baby, then, you spend your last nine months floating peacefully with
    luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters
    everyday, and then you finish off as an orgasm :D
     
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    Caren+Bailey New Member

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    Hahaha..........Very funny :p
     
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    Kase New Member

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    Hahahaha LOL :D:D.
     
  4. xo_PuPpYlUvEr_xo

    xo_PuPpYlUvEr_xo Brittany

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    LOL, never thought of it that way really!
     

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