It is not the Onion. This gentleman thinks it should be illegal to abort a dead baby. After all, farm animals don't mind stillbirths. http://scienceblogs.com/denialism/2012/03/demanding_women_deliver_dead_b.php#commentsArea 1) Explain to me how banning the abortion of dead babies (not just those that won't survive birth, but actually dead ones) is pro-life. 2) Explain to me, sir, how you are not a complete misogynistic pig. 3) I believe the phrase for this is "jumping the shark."