Beautiful day today and I had about 2 hours before I had to head back to church for the evening fellowship program. I figured I'd take Xena for a nice walk. Let her get out some energy, relieve herself and go past the Pet Valu for a treat. All went well until she pooped. Instead of breaking off, it kind of hung there and then the fun began. She started biting at it, rubbing her butt on the ground and generally smearing it everywhere (this is while I'm picking up what got on the ground). I found a discarded handkerchief on the ground and grabbed it to help her wipe up. I just made it worse. In the end, there was poop smeared all over her tail, back side, rear legs and stomach. :yikes: I grabbed my cell and called home saying, "Draw a bath, we'll be there in a few minutes". We got her cleaned up and all. Did I mention that Xena get's "Wet Dog Zoomies"? :lol-sign: Overall, it could have been worse, though. Never boring at the Casa del Q.