If there was a black hole of douchiness . . .

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  1. Lilavati

    Lilavati Arbitrary and Capricious

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    Fran101 Resident fainting goat

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    Half of me wanted shake my head ...the other half really really really wanted to laugh lol

    " A guy came up to me at the gym and asked me what event I was training so hard for. Life, mother****er."

    "- You’re going to Hell in just about any religion.
    - First class, baby…"

    I have heard worse unfortunately.. and in less funny ways.. so honestly, I don't doubt that they are really overheard conversations.
    and with an uncle that works at Merill Lynch.. I know he has told me similar things people say around the office, in fact, MUCH WORSE things people say around the office.

    You've just gotta laugh at these kinds of things because honestly.. douchebagginess is an incurable disease and if you continue to think too hard about the human race/things people say, your head will explode.
     
  3. Renee750il

    Renee750il Felurian

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    Fuel on the fire . . .
     
  4. Lilavati

    Lilavati Arbitrary and Capricious

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    I can't manage to laugh, because I have too much of an urge to track down the people saying most of that stuff and smack them silly.
     
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    Renee750il Felurian

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    Slap them?

    You're too mild . . .
     
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    ravennr ಥ⌣ಥ

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    is setting them on fire too harsh? :rofl1:

    my fantasies got ahead of my reading comprehension haha
     
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    I have to admit I giggled at some and goggled at others.

    It must be nice to live in such an insular world. :rolleyes:
     
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    just crude alpha male humor, y'all are taking this way to seriously.
     
  10. Dekka

    Dekka Just try me..

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    I found many of them funny. BUT I would say crude wannabe alpha male humour. Many of the comments (not all) seem like they would be said by people with low self esteem, or the sort that have feelings of inadequacy..

    NOT alpha traits...
     
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    Lilavati Arbitrary and Capricious

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    I actually think its more of a group identification thing rather than a low self-esteem thing.

    But yeah, these are young guys puffing. Which makes them douchebags (an expression I hate, actually, but nothing else works). And I still think they need a good smack.
     
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    How do we know these are young guys?

    The sexist humor is pretty typical. It's the ones of this ilk, that show just how they view the serfs of the world:
    Yah, these guys are some of the uglies of the world. No matter what their ages.
     
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    sparks19 I'd rather be at Disney

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    well....

    it takes all kinds :) we wouldn't learn anything if we didn't have the D bags of the world
     
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    Lilavati Arbitrary and Capricious

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    This seems relevant:

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    blue Jerk.

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    I have said much worse.
     

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