I have another joke *adults*

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  1. Sheba

    Sheba I W A L R

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    Ok, there was once this little boy, and his parents were fighting.The man called the woman a b*tch, and the woman called the man a ba$+ard.
    "What does that mean?" the little boy asked.
    "It means....uhhh.... ladies and gentlemen!"
    The little boy was pleased now that he finally knew what they meant.
    An hour later, his dad was shaving upstairs.
    "SH*T!"He shouted.He had cut himself.
    "What does that mean?" The little boy asked.
    "It means...uhhh...shaving!"
    The little boy went downstairs to the kitchen.In the kitchen, his mom was cutting the turkey.
    "FU*K!"She shouted.She had cut hir finger.
    "What does that mean?"
    "It means...uhhh...cuting the chicken!"
    Just then the doorbell rang.He opened the door...

    "Hello b*tches and ba$+ards, pleased to meet you and welcome you to our house.My dad is upstairs sh*tting and my mom is fu*king the chicken!"
     
  2. Tysons Mom

    Tysons Mom Tyson Terrier/Poodle

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    lol gotta wacth what u say around kids trust me i know i've had a few bloppers myself
     
  3. Sirius

    Sirius Imagination ROCKS.

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    Hahaha...
     
  4. Sheba

    Sheba I W A L R

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    do you know how old I am lol?I'm only 11!!!!!LOL I heard it on the bus...
     
  5. TheWonderPuppies

    TheWonderPuppies Pres. Of Gutter Club.....

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    That was a good one lol
     
  6. minismom

    minismom New Member

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    I liked it too
     
  7. PixieSticksandTricks

    PixieSticksandTricks Athletic Labs. They Exist

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    LOL! thats cute
     
  8. SweetMango

    SweetMango Papillion Love

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    I'm 13, but I've heard that one a few times. Hilarious!!
     
  9. chloesowner

    chloesowner I can feel the pressure..

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    Lolololol!!!
     
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    LOL that is funny.
     

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