How much do lap dances cost?

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  1. noludoru

    noludoru Bored Now.

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    Cristy and I were pondering (well, debating) this.

    Discuss.
     
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    Depends on who's giving the lap dance no?
    My danes give 'em for free. They're not very exciting though....
     
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    I asked hubby, which he quickly responded "I don't know".

    Good answer!
     
  4. vanillasugar

    vanillasugar just call me Nilly

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    I think it probably varies by location just like anything else. A lap dance in NYC i would assume would cost more than a lap dance at a strip club in a much smaller city. Or at least I would think ;)

    Also, similar topic, but I've often thought that American strippers must make less than Canadian strippers. In the US they get slipped $1 bills, whereas here our smallest bill is a $5. Unless you start using change, but that entirely redefines "coin slot"!
     
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    Depends on where you're at. And despite the economy, it's not worth it to take the $5 lap dance. The antibiotics you'll need afterwards cost a lot more.
     
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    well i can say in the burbs of new orleans it starts at 20.00 for like 1 song.
    in the quarter it depends on the caliber of the place,
    like in the gold club it is 100 to start and goes up from there.

    i know a bunch of strippers.
     
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    I've only been once, for my buddy's 21st and we went to the trashiest club possible. There wasn't even a cover, and we got him $1 lap dances, lol
     
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    Good point.

    But besides that I have nothing to add to this thread. Whoops.
     
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    Depends on what kind of club you go to. Sleazy clubs cost considerably less whereas I know that the one they dragged Matt to for his bachelor party they were 75 and up. The one I went to for my bachelorette party....I have no idea. I didn't get an actual lap dance I don't think, my sister and cousin thought it was more entertaining to stick money down my shirt so they would motorboat me. LOL.
     
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    If I like you enough, free. If I don't, more money than you have.
     
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    I dunno, but they can't be too much, cause I was with a bunch of guys who bought me 2 in a row...and they are cheap guys, haha.

    It was highly disturbing. Really did not want someone's boobs in my face. Ugh.
     
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    sparks19 I'd rather be at Disney

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    I wouldn't even pretend to know these things lol

    Dreeza I think I'd rather have someones boobs in my face than some guys junk in my face lol. if I want to watch a guy swing his pecker around I can get that at home for free. seriously I do NOT get the appeal of male strippers at all lol I just feel embarassed for them

    At least the female form is pretty lol
     
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    hahaha well when you present THAT alternative...I would def go for the girl too!!! :lol-sign:

    Yeah, she was actually very pretty with a killer body...and didn't have giant fake boobs, so that was good.
     
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    $20 will get you a lap dance at any of the many city kind of ghetto strip clubs I think..

    but we have a few fancy "gentlemens clubs" where you don't get any attention from the dancers with anything less than a $100 bill.

    lol I have many male friends..and this unfortunately means I get to listen to them talk about bachelor parties and strip clubs.
     
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    The only lap dance I ever paid for was for someone else (bachelor party). It was $25 at a pretty standard suburban strip club.

    Funny thing is, the groom never got the dance. He puked on the bar and I ushered him out before we got thrown out. On our way out the door one of the guys in my group grabbed the lap dance ticket from my hand and went and got his jollies. :rofl1:

    When I was younger, I went to a few strip clubs, mostly because I could. I had a friend who worked at one and I used to come visit her at work. Like sparks, though, I can get worked up at home for free ;)
     
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    This!
     
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    Haha! I totally got a free one this morning. This is what happens when you have a bunch of dollar bills in your pocket and your friend asks what he has to do for them. LMAO!

    It appears that, according to you all, Cristy was right about the lap dances. I thought a $5 could get me one at a trashy club. Not that I was going to test that theory.
     

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