How dogs and men are the same

Discussion in 'Dog Jokes and Cartoons' started by Sirius, Nov 14, 2005.

  1. Sirius

    Sirius Imagination ROCKS.

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    How dogs and men are the same
    1. Both take up too much space on the bed.

    2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.

    3. Both mark their territory.

    4. Neither tells you what's bothering them.

    5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.

    6. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.

    7. Neither does any dishes.

    8. Both fart shamelessly.

    9. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.

    10. Both like dominance games.

    11. Both are suspicious of the postman.

    12. Neither understands what you see in cats.
     
  2. Gempress

    Gempress Walks into Mordor

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    LOL! I like! Well, my husband does like cats, at least.
     
  3. MOODYGIRL

    MOODYGIRL New Member

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    Ha yea that was a good one.
     
  4. milo

    milo Labrador lover!!!!!

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    lol true hehe:)
     
  5. CanadianK9

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    Postman! wheres the postman? *growls*


    huh lol :D
     

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