Housewife

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  1. moe

    moe New Member

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    A man came home from work and found his three
    children outside, still
    in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty
    food boxes and wrappers
    strewn all around the front yard.

    The door of his wife's car was open, as was
    the front door to the house
    and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding
    into the entry, he found
    an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked
    over, and the throw rug was
    wadded against one wall.

    In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a
    cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various
    items of clothing.

    In the kitchen, dishes filled the
    sink,
    breakfast food was spilled on the
    counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog
    food was spilled on the floor,
    a broken glass lay under the table, and a
    small pile of sand was spread
    by the back door.

    He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over
    toys and more piles of
    clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried
    she might be ill, or that
    something serious had happened.

    He was met with a small trickle of water as it
    made its way out the bathroom door.

    As he peered inside he found wet towels,
    scummy soap and more toys
    strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a
    heap and toothpaste had been
    smeared over the mirror and walls.

    As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife
    still curled up in
    the bed
    in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up
    at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.
    He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What
    happened here today?"

    She again smiled and answered, "You know every
    day when you come home
    from work and you ask me what in the world I do all
    day?"

    "Yes," was his incredulous reply.

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    She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it.""

    Mo
     
  2. Kase

    Kase New Member

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    Haha LOL :D.
     
  3. Buddy'sParents

    Buddy'sParents *Finding My Inner Fila*

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    ROFLOL... that's great!
     
  4. jess2416

    jess2416 Who woulda thought

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    LMAO :D That's great
     
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    Aussie Red Rebel With Cause

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