Holiday Gag

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  1. Bofinger

    Bofinger New Member

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    Finally, after searching for months I’ve finally found the ‘big’ Christmas present for my father this year. You know, the ‘big’ present is the one that’s opened last because it’s so special (or expensive).

    If you’re [your owner, that is] the type that decides to get dressed for that special occasion before eating and then have to get changed due to the food not quite reaching the point of entry and instead creating a nice stain on your best top, then the Puke Pet is your savior.

    Really?! “How does Puke Pet take on the role of savior to the eating challenged?†you ask.

    Well, they’re little plastic pins shaped like a sick dog in the throws of a good upchuck. The pin is strategically placed next to the stain on a shirt or pair of pants, making it a work of art. No washing required.

    Puke Pets are perfect for the slob of a man my father is. Everything he eats can be seen on his shirts. Although it drives my mother crazy, I like it. It allows me to pull his clothes out of the hamper and suck on the succulent parts.

    Now, if I could only find a Puke Human to stick next to the pee spot on the rug. I can only hope that’s my ‘big’ present for this year. (READ MORE about Puke Pet @ www.boknowsonline.com, A blog by a dog for all dogs)
     
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    I know someone I could give one to !!!!
     
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    skittledoo Crazy naked dog lady

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    haha

    that's funny
     
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    Where did you get yours ????
     

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