Help Needed!

Discussion in 'Dog Jokes and Cartoons' started by Gustav, Feb 26, 2005.

  1. Gustav

    Gustav Don't encourage me..

    Joined:
    Feb 23, 2005
    Messages:
    9,125
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Occupation:
    Oh hundreds!
    Location:
    France
    HELP NEEDED ASAP:

    Please help!!!! After two long years of being on a waiting list for an
    agility dog, we have been notified by the breeder that, at long last, our
    number has come up and ...WE ARE HAVING A PUPPY!!!

    We must get rid of our children IMMEDIATELY because we just know how time
    consuming our new little puppy is going to be and it just wouldn't be fair
    to the children. Since our little puppy will be arriving on Monday we MUST
    place the children into rescue this weekend!

    They are described as:

    One male - His name is Tommy, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), light blonde
    hair, blue eyes. Four years old. Excellent disposition. He doesn't bite.
    Temperament tested. Does have problems with peeing directly in the toilet.
    Has had chicken Pox and is current on all shots. Tonsils have already been
    removed. Tommy eats everything, is very clean, house trained & gets along
    well with others. Does not run with scissors and with a little training he
    should be able to read soon.

    One female - Her name is Lexie, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), strawberry
    blonde hair, green eyes quite freckled. Two years old. Can be surly at
    times. Non-biter, thumb sucker. Has been temperament tested but needs a
    little attitude adjusting occasionally. She is current on all shots, tonsils
    out, and is very healthy & can be affectionate. Gets along well with other
    little girls & little boys but does not like to share her toys and therefore
    would do
    best in a one child household. She is a very quick learner and is currently
    working on her house training-shouldn't take long at all.

    We really do LOVE our children so much and want to do what's right for them;
    that is why we contacted a rescue group. But we simply can no longer keep
    them. Also, we are afraid that they may hurt our new puppy.

    I hope you understand that ours is a UNIQUE situation and we have a real
    emergency here!!! They MUST be placed into your rescue by Sunday night at
    the latest or we will be forced to drop them off at the orphanage or along
    some dark, country road. Our priority now has to be our new puppy.
     
  2. 2pups622

    2pups622 Soon to Be 4 Pups!!

    Joined:
    Nov 12, 2004
    Messages:
    1,248
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Occupation:
    3
    Location:
    NY
    umm ok i hope this is a joke
    ill adopt them i love kids those ages are fun whats the adoption fee ?
    i really hope this is a joke lol
     
  3. Gustav

    Gustav Don't encourage me..

    Joined:
    Feb 23, 2005
    Messages:
    9,125
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Occupation:
    Oh hundreds!
    Location:
    France
    Yes it's a joke!! :D
    Someone emailed it to me and I thought it was funny! :)
     
  4. 2pups622

    2pups622 Soon to Be 4 Pups!!

    Joined:
    Nov 12, 2004
    Messages:
    1,248
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Occupation:
    3
    Location:
    NY
    oh ok you never know now a days lol it is cute tho i would take them in 2 seconds lol
     

Share This Page