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  1. Beanie

    Beanie Clicker Cult Coordinator

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    I know I posted a picture of the stuff before, but the pile has grown since then...

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    Fetus Puppy(assuming it is Fetus Puppy and not still Sperm Puppy) has:
    puppy shampoo
    potty training scent spray
    baby nail clippers for itty bitty puppy nails
    a biker jacket (bahaha)
    a robe that matches one that Auggie has
    two baby dog shirts
    doggles with flames on them
    a bone-shaped potty bag holder
    flame leash
    Harley Davidson leash
    small black harness
    orange martingale
    blue puppy stuffed toy
    PetStages microwavable warming puppy
    PetStates cooler chew
    Premier puppy squirrel dude
    Premier puppy twist-n-treat in XS and S
    small puppy Kong (hand-me-down)
    medium puppy Kong (hand-me-down)
    orange Kong
    AKC puppy rubber chew
    AKC puppy knot ball
    Planet Dog squeaky alphabet blocks
    Planet Dog blue blocks
    tug-a-jug
    brown cuddley puppy
    big blue loofah dog
    blue bed with blanket and squeaky bone
    food bowl
    crate bowl


    The good news is that most of this stuff (as you can tell from some of the stickers) only cost me like $2, LOL.
    Oh my God if this puppy doesn't get born soon I don't know what I will do. Right now everything (minus the bed) fits inside of a paper box... but it's pretty full, LOL. I need to hope I don't find any more puppy stuff on clearance!
     
  2. Renee750il

    Renee750il Felurian

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    Have you signed up for the summer swap? :D

    Or maybe we will have to throw you a puppy shower.
     
  3. Brattina88

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    ... is it mean that my first thought is I'm going to have to die laughing if the litter is all girls?? :eek: :eek:

    I apologize for that! :p

    But don't worry... you're as sane as the rest of us ;)
     
  4. Renee750il

    Renee750il Felurian

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    LOL! I thought that too, Dana :D
     
  5. Beanie

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    If there's no boys, I'm not getting one and we'll be back to the waiting game... so... not exactly laughter inducing...
    Auggie's brother was a singleton, I don't know if there's genetics involved that might make him more likely to throw singletons or if that was more on the bitch? AFAIK he is the only singleton their dad ever threw.
     
  6. Shai

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    You're doomed lolol
     
  7. Moth

    Moth Mild and Slightly Nutty

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    How can we help you when we can not help ourselves? :D
     
  8. Beanie

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    You're right, I am definitely asking the wrong people for help, LOL. I don't know what I was thinking!
     
  9. Moth

    Moth Mild and Slightly Nutty

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    We have had Watson since the beginning of May and already I am plotting and telling the BF that the Basenji really needs a playmate :D
     
  10. skittledoo

    skittledoo Crazy naked dog lady

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    I second the idea of a puppy shower... who says we can't throw one? lol.

    I'm already keeping an eye out for puppy stuff for when I get my Ibizan. I just don't want to start buying anything right now because I still haven't gotten Josh's approval on the puppy... I gotta say that's one of the things that stinks about being married, lol.

    I can't wait till your sperm/fetus/puppy shows it's little face so we can have LOTS of pictures
     
  11. SaraB

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    Doesn't look to me like you need help!!

    Maybe we need to start a Puppy-aholics Anonymous Group....

    My name is Sara. And I'm a puppy-aholic.
     
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    skittledoo Crazy naked dog lady

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    oooooh oohhhh I guess it's my turn.... errrr... My name is Amber... and.... and.... *tear*.... I... I'm a puppy-aholic....

    Wow... it actually feels good getting that off my chest... lol
     
  13. Moth

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    *stands up*

    Hi my name is Misha and I am addicted to puppies...this has been and ongoing problem all my life. When I can not get a puppy I have been known to self-medicate with a kitten fix...
     
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    This is a fantastic first step for you ladies.... Admitting the problem can be the most challenging aspect of recovery...
     
  15. maxfox426

    maxfox426 My dog tickles my soul

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    Personally, I don't understand what exactly you need help with. You seem to have it all under control already. :rofl1:


    EDIT: Derp... SaraB beat me to it. But my opinion still stands! :lol-sign:
     
  16. Beanie

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    Oh no, it's not under control... it's OUT of control!
    I only started buying stuff because I was like "oh, but it's on clearance so it won't be around when I get a puppy... it's only a couple of bucks. I'll just buy it." Especially the Premier stuff! I have fantasies in my head of my little boys eating their dinner out of twist 'n treats together... <3 <3

    And then it just... LOL. I don't know. That happened!
     
  17. maxfox426

    maxfox426 My dog tickles my soul

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    I think in Chaz terms, that's still well within the realms of "control." :p
     
  18. MPP

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    Good grief. There are third-world countries with less stuff than this one little---hmmm. Two dollars, you say? Hmmm.
     
  19. Sapphire-Light

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    Wow lots of things :eek:

    That Davidson leash it epic :hail:
     
  20. DogKisses

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    Problem? I see no problem???

    :D
     

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