And many happy returns of the day, as Christopher Robin would say! We wish you much joy Every birthday, Chazhound Party with your pups! (You can blame Gregg Easterbrook, Tueday Morning Quarterback at NFL.com for making haiku an obnoxious hobby 'mongst his faithful readers.) Just don't forget, as the Mad Hatter would point out, you only have one birthday, but there are three hundred and sixty-five days in a year; three hundred and sixty-six in a leap year, so you have three hundred and sixty-four UN-birthdays each year; three hundred and sixty-five in leap year! Remember that tomorrow, or any day you need a reason to celebrate. Okay, enough of the literary allusions. Have a great day, and I hope someone surprises you today.