Funny/Weird Incidents Thread

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  1. Renee750il

    Renee750il Felurian

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    Well, we've got a vent thread and a happy thread . . . what about one for those odd moments/incidents that made you laugh, shake your head, or brought on a WTF moment?

    Had one tonight at our writers' workshop. We've got a few of the regulars this cycle, but several new ones.

    The woman who sat down next to me was one of the new people to the group. Out of the blue she asks me if I like cats.

    I tell her, yes, I've had cats in the past, but can't have one now because one of my dogs thinks they're delicious.

    She leans toward me and says, completely seriously and sincerely, "I have twenty cats."

    I have an excellent poker face . . .
     
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    This has been the week to make me decide to start lying about my age. I had one customer out on a test drive and made a joke about how I should start carrying around my New Kids on the Block cassette tape to test out the tape deck on some of the older cars. She looked at me and said there was no way I could have that tape, never mind any tapes, because I couldn't be old enough.

    The next day I was hunting for a car some other customers were wanting to test drive. As I was pressing the panic button--easiest way to find a car on the lot--I said "talk to me, Goose!" and the whole group just stopped and stared at me. The wife said there was no way I was old enough to know what movie I was quoting.

    So yes. I am now suddenly 24 again.
     
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    StephyMei1112 Blackout

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    ....20 cats? That's alotta pussy to handle LMAO I have trouble with just my one xd

    Well I was out this afternoon with a friend and we had to share a bus ride as neither of us had a car available today. We were sitting down and chatting - not super loudly but we weren't whispering either; a guy comes over and asks "What are u ladies talking about??"

    We were speaking in Chinese and he was looking at us in a sort of bewildered manner the whole time. I just sort of laughed it off and we carried on while ignoring him. He didn't ask anything more.
     
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    Renee750il Felurian

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    Yeah, I can now say, definitively, that I know The Crazy Cat Lady. :eek:
     
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    *blackrose "I'm kupo for kupo nuts!"

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    I was informed today by a client that cats never get fat because they know when to stop eating.

    *stares at lady's borderline obese cat* Uh huh. Yup. Totally.

    I swear, people don't know what a healthy animal looks like.
     
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    When I went to go get Implanon last week, I was pretty nervous, had watched the videos and was prepared for the worst. I made Jin watch one with me too, because he kept telling me I was going to be fine.

    So the morning of, I tell him, "I think I deserve Starbucks after this."

    He retorted, "And I deserve Sonic for being man enough to watch."
    :dunno:
     
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    Well, you know men are the weaker sex ;)
     
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    darkchild16 We are Home.

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    Lyzelle Jeremy tried that when I had Morgan. LOL
     

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