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  1. fefifofum

    fefifofum New Member

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  2. chazhound

    chazhound Alpha Dog Staff Member

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    lol, funny...
     
  3. MeatyTreats

    MeatyTreats Administrator

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    On 16-Dec-04 at 11:11:20 AEDST, seller added the following information:

    An Ode to Rex

    Rex is a dog,
    A breed among breeds
    And though you cant see him
    You can smell we're he's pee'd

    He's a one of a kind
    You could never replace
    He'll lick his balls,
    Then he'll lick your face.

    Now he may have bad breath
    But he has a loving heart
    And he's easy to find
    Just follow his farts

    He scampers and plays
    He runs and he jumps
    Then he'll mount your left leg
    And trust me, he humps

    What finer addition
    To your family home
    Than a dog you cant see
    With an imaginary bone

    He may dig up the ground
    And bark up the trees
    But he's a pleasure to have
    Take him, I'm begging you please!

    :p
     
  4. southern_girl09

    southern_girl09 GSP/Lab Mix!

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    lol.. That was great!
     
  5. Renee750il

    Renee750il Felurian

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    Very funny! Much better than a pet rock . . .
     
  6. Gillenwater BlackTans

    Gillenwater BlackTans New Member

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    Renee750il is much better looking then th dog Happy Christmas
     

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