Dont Get a (your breed here) If......

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  1. Laurelin

    Laurelin I'm All Ears

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    You should not get a papillon either if you don't like staring dogs. Summer's ability to stare a hole through you freaks out my friends all the time. Right now Beau sis taring at me.

    I better go figure out what he wants, lol!
     
  2. Fran101

    Fran101 Resident fainting goat

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    Dont get a german Shepherd if you dont like dog hair or exercise


    dont get a bichon if you dont want ppl CONSTANTLY calling your dog "froofroo" or a girl
     
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    Or a poodle! LOL....why are all fluffy white dogs girls?!
     
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    Its ok Emmas a boy... A pink collar wearing, wienerless boy. I've had people rubbing her belly (sans wiener) telling her what a good boy he is.




    so ya don't get a generic brown mutt unless you want it to be a boy...no matter what.
     
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    Don't get an Australian Shepherd if you have no job for it, hate being stared at, and don't like a dog that follows you everywhere.
     
  6. Renee750il

    Renee750il Felurian

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    Don't get a Fila if:

    1. You aren't smarter than a Fila.
    2. You don't want to share every aspect of your life with a Fila.
    3. You want a dog to compete in obedience trials :rofl1:
    4. You aren't ready to deal with a dog who will act independently and make sure that dog has plenty of opportunities to develop a broad experience base to use in making those decisions.
    5. You aren't smarter than a Fila.
    6. You aren't ready to share.
    7. You don't have a sense of humor.
    8. You aren't ready to have a companion no matter what you're doing.
    9. All sorts of strange vocalizations freak you out.
    10. You aren't smarter than a Fila.
     
  7. Don't get a Raja if you are sane and intend to stay that way.
     
  8. Phoenixangelwyngs

    Phoenixangelwyngs Zookeeper Extraordinaire!

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    NOW you tell me :p

    I don't mind it all that much, in fact I LOVE the arrrooooroooo's BUT ... I have one neighbor who thinks that dogs shouldn't bark so there is a war going on between myself and this neighbor.
     
  9. Hillside

    Hillside Original Twin

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    Wait a second, does Kharma know that you think you're smarter than her?:rofl1:
     
  10. Renee750il

    Renee750il Felurian

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    Yes, and she lets me think that. ;)
     
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    Amstaffer New Member

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    I have a new one for Amstaffs

    Don't get an Amstaff if you don't have time or the desire to walk in parades :p
     
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    Don't get a Great Dane if:

    You never want to hear, "Is that a horse"
    You never want to hear, "Does it have a saddle"
    If do not like dogs on your furniture
    If you do not want to spend a lot of money on food
    If you don't like dogs that slobber
    If you don't like a 120 lbs of dog leaning on you.

    If you like to leave your dogs in the backyard all by themselves
    If you do not like to spend a bunch of time with your dogs.
     
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    Don't get a boxer if you are a boring person. :)
     
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    Don’t get a Pitty if

    ... You don’t want an extra shadow following you 24/7
    ... If you don't want a DA dog
    ... If you want a guard dog
    ... If you don't want a dog that doesn't care if he farts on your face while you are sleeping.
    ... If you don't have time for excitement
    ... If you like going to dog parks
    ... If you are sensitive to tale whips
    ... If you don't have money to buy LOTS and LOTS of tennis balls
    ... If you don't like picking up large dog poo
    ... If you don't like when people think that your dog is dangerous just by the way it looks
    ... If you don't like when dogs rub allover your b-friends dirty shoes.
    ... If you don't want a dog that is a comedian.
     
  15. Don't get a Kona if...

    -You don't want a velcro dog.
    -You don't want a lazy, chunky, sit on her ass 97% of time time dog
    -You don't want a dog that will back talk you
    -You don't want a dog that will not do any cool trick unless you have a hotdog in hand (Seriously... take a bow, crawl, sit pretty... all those require a treat of some sort)
    -You don't want to sleep in a bed full of tennis balls (There are 4 up here now)
    -You don't want a dog that is so short and barrel chested she looks like a sausage
    -You don't want a 'lay under the blankets, snuggle as close to Mom's chest as humanly possible dog'.
    -You don't want a dog that will argue with you over who owns what
    -You don't want the most amazing dog ever.
     

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