Here's another one from Ladyhawke's e-mail:
( http://www.jokedujour.com;http://www.ladyhawk.com)
"Dogs And Computers: Same Or Different?"
Favorite Food
Dogs: kibbles
Computers: bytes
Method used to end undesirable behavior
Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper
Computers: hit control-alt-delete
After destruction of personal property
Dogs: dog not found
Computers: file not found
Favorite trick
Dogs: roll over
Computers: play dead
Comic-page hero
Dogs: Dogbert
Computers: Dilbert
Fun way to mess with their heads
Dogs: peanut butter on roof of mouth
Computers: peanut butter in CD-ROM drive
Consequence of virus
Dogs: replace valuable carpeting
Computers: replace valuable data
Widely ignored government mandate
Dogs: leash law
Computers: Communications Decency Act
Waste disposal tool
Dogs: pooper-scooper
Computers: uninstaller
Sensitive internal procedures
Dogs: must be undertaken by fully qualified
professional
Computers: may be undertaken by that guy at
work who fixed one kind of like this once
Method of marking territory
Dogs: lifting leg
Computers: "Designed for Windows XP"
Unique behavior
Dogs: lick and drag
Computers: click-and-drag
Inexplicable physical feature
Dogs: dewclaw
Computers: scroll lock key
Estimated lifespan
Dogs: 12 years
Computers: 12 months
( http://www.jokedujour.com;http://www.ladyhawk.com)
"Dogs And Computers: Same Or Different?"
Favorite Food
Dogs: kibbles
Computers: bytes
Method used to end undesirable behavior
Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper
Computers: hit control-alt-delete
After destruction of personal property
Dogs: dog not found
Computers: file not found
Favorite trick
Dogs: roll over
Computers: play dead
Comic-page hero
Dogs: Dogbert
Computers: Dilbert
Fun way to mess with their heads
Dogs: peanut butter on roof of mouth
Computers: peanut butter in CD-ROM drive
Consequence of virus
Dogs: replace valuable carpeting
Computers: replace valuable data
Widely ignored government mandate
Dogs: leash law
Computers: Communications Decency Act
Waste disposal tool
Dogs: pooper-scooper
Computers: uninstaller
Sensitive internal procedures
Dogs: must be undertaken by fully qualified
professional
Computers: may be undertaken by that guy at
work who fixed one kind of like this once
Method of marking territory
Dogs: lifting leg
Computers: "Designed for Windows XP"
Unique behavior
Dogs: lick and drag
Computers: click-and-drag
Inexplicable physical feature
Dogs: dewclaw
Computers: scroll lock key
Estimated lifespan
Dogs: 12 years
Computers: 12 months
LOOOOOL!