Dogs and Computers

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  1. Renee750il

    Renee750il Felurian

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    Here's another one from Ladyhawke's e-mail:
    ( http://www.jokedujour.com;http://www.ladyhawk.com)

    "Dogs And Computers: Same Or Different?"

    Favorite Food
    Dogs: kibbles
    Computers: bytes

    Method used to end undesirable behavior
    Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper
    Computers: hit control-alt-delete

    After destruction of personal property
    Dogs: dog not found
    Computers: file not found

    Favorite trick
    Dogs: roll over
    Computers: play dead

    Comic-page hero
    Dogs: Dogbert
    Computers: Dilbert

    Fun way to mess with their heads
    Dogs: peanut butter on roof of mouth
    Computers: peanut butter in CD-ROM drive

    Consequence of virus
    Dogs: replace valuable carpeting
    Computers: replace valuable data

    Widely ignored government mandate
    Dogs: leash law
    Computers: Communications Decency Act

    Waste disposal tool
    Dogs: pooper-scooper
    Computers: uninstaller

    Sensitive internal procedures
    Dogs: must be undertaken by fully qualified
    professional
    Computers: may be undertaken by that guy at
    work who fixed one kind of like this once

    Method of marking territory
    Dogs: lifting leg
    Computers: "Designed for Windows XP"

    Unique behavior
    Dogs: lick and drag
    Computers: click-and-drag

    Inexplicable physical feature
    Dogs: dewclaw
    Computers: scroll lock key

    Estimated lifespan
    Dogs: 12 years
    Computers: 12 months
     
  2. nicco

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    :D LOOOOOL!
    VERY FUNNY
    Nicco
     
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    scob89 DILLIGAF?

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    control-alt-delete are the most used keys on my keyboard. Heres a keyboard I would love to have. VERY funny.
     

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