Does Your Dog Own You?

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  1. MeatyTreats

    MeatyTreats Administrator

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    Does Your Dog Own You?
    See how many of these statements apply to you and your dog.

    * You believe every dog is a lap dog.

    * You can't fully enjoy yourself without your dog.

    * You have a picture of your dog in your wallet, but not one of your kids.

    * No matter how large your bed is, it is not large enough for you and your dogs).

    * You have no reservations about kissing your dog on the lips, even when you know where his lips have been.

    * You believe it is your duty to talk to, pat, and even feed every dog in the neighborhood. You know their names.

    * You believe there is no such thing as a naughty dog.

    * You have your dog talk to your friends on the phone.

    * You often claim that it was love at first sight with you and your dog.

    * When you need someone to talk to, your dog is your first choice.

    * You sit on the floor if the dog got in the chair first.

    * You spend more on clothes and food for your dog than you do for yourself.

    * If you are cold, you put a sweater on your dog.

    * You talk to your dog when you are driving. He answers.

    * You let the neighbor dog sleep over.

    * Your dog taught you to fetch and roll over.

    * Your vet and grooming bills exceed your rent.

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  2. milo

    milo Labrador lover!!!!!

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    ha ha

    yer thats sounds right ha ha me and my dog is always like that! i really like that (joke) coz its real any way that was a good one
     
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    Yes that is me. Brady's "girlfriend" always is welcome in my home. I also may possibly have as many(or more) conversations with Brady as I do my husband (but he is such a good listener----Brady) I probably would sit on the floor if Brady got my spot, but really we SHARE the big couch - my husband either gets the small one or goes upstairs to sit at the computer.
     

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