Dear God...

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  1. VinceG

    VinceG The lefty loony

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    The dog asks god...

    Dear God, Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Where are their priorities?

    Dear God, When we get to heaven can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?

    Dear God, Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang,The colt, the stingray and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle?

    Dear God, If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

    Dear God, If we come back as humans, is that good, or bad?

    Dear God, More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

    Dear God, When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?

    Dear God, Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the Schnauzer across the street.

    Dear God, Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

    Dear God, We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

    Dear God, May I have my testicles back?
     
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    gapeach Big Mutts

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  3. JASPERSTONE

    JASPERSTONE Pet Therapy Dog

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    Re: Dog Questions to God

    Hey GAPEACH...loved these! I have seen them & have sent them on...but I never get tired of seeing them sent out again...and just cracking up! Thanks! It's a beautiful day here in New Jersey. Sunny & warm...beautiful leaves. Jasper & I just took a long walk...went down to our little beach. I swang (is that a word?) on the swings, Jasper played in the sand, ate sticks, dug holes, and pretended to go after the ducks (silly dog will not go in the water! Guess that's good for me, since he has to have a bath every other week for his Pet Therapy visits @ the hospital)! I really think the ducks are wise to him...they just hang out in the water, as close to the edge as possible & ignore him! He thinks it's neat though! He's such a happy 2 yr. old! Well, jut wanted to say hello! Have a great day and God Bless.... PS: What is the secret to getting my reply to have color, boldness etc,? Hmmm...not like regular e-mail letters on AOL!:D
     
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    JASPERSTONE Pet Therapy Dog

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    By the way "peach"... Carey is just beautiful! I'd better look @ some instructions somewhere to figure out how to place Jasper's picture in my posts.....!!!!????
     
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    JASPERSTONE Pet Therapy Dog

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    OOOOOOPS...sorry Vince....you posted the 'Dog Questions'!
     

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