Cat Quotes

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  1. Renee750il

    Renee750il Felurian

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    "The cat has too much spirit to have no heart."
    - Ernest Menaul

    "No heaven will not ever Heaven be;
    Unless my cats are there to welcome me."
    - Anonymous

    "Time spent with cats is never wasted."
    - Colette

    "Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel.
    True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."
    - Missy Dizick

    "You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats."
    - Colonial American proverb

    "Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want."
    - Joseph Wood Krutch

    "Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit."
    - John S. Nichols

    "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will p**s on your computer."
    - Bruce Graham

    "The smallest feline is a masterpiece."
    -- Leonardo Da Vinci

    "Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it."
    -- Anonymous

    "Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
    -- Robert A. Heinlein

    "In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and
    a cat that will ignore him."

    "Managing senior programmers is like herding cats."
    - Dave Platt

    "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
    - Jeff Valdez

    "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."

    "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.
    Cats have never forgotten this."
    - Anonymous

    "In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
    - English proverb

    "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
    - Ellen Perry Berkeley

    "One cat just leads to another."
    - Ernest Hemingway

    "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."
    - Mary Bly

    "Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."
    - Joseph Wood Krutch

    "People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life."
    - Faith Resnick

    "I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."
    - Hippolyte Taine

    "There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." - Anonymous

    "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."
    - Albert Schweitzer
  2. Gustav

    Gustav Don't encourage me..

    Feb 23, 2005
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    Yup, that about sums up cats!! lol! You gotta love the cat attitude don't cha! Thanks for sharing Renee!! :D
  3. Sheba

    Sheba I W A L R

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    Gots to love those cats!

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