Can I kill my mom and get away with it?

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Can I kill my mom and get away with it?

  1. Yes, your insanity defense is rock solid.

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  2. No.

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  3. Depends on if the jury gets to smell your dog.

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  4. Poor Duncan!

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  1. AliciaD

    AliciaD On second thought...

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    I ask, because today she decided to let Duncan out loose at night.

    In her defense, she says I let him out loose all the time.

    Uh, yeah, when we are practicing his recall and are in a controlled environment. I don't let him run loose through the neighborhood!

    On the plus side, Duncan didn't leave our property, get hit by a car, get lost, etc.

    Oh no.

    He got sprayed by a skunk.

    Now, as if this weren't bad enough. My mom smelled it right away (before Duncan was inside) and gave me this mocking ooops! face. And THEN she tells me Duncan is outside loose.

    Fantastic.

    So when I call him in to see if he's okay, she yells at me for bringing the stink inside. Now I understand her point, but really, we wouldn't be in this position if she listened to me when I say DOGS MUST BE ON LEAD. Then she proceeds to try and shove him outside, STILL NOT ON LEAD.

    WTF?

    She says he can't stay here.

    Um, this is his home.

    Leave him outside, she says.

    With the skunk? And you want me to let the stench sink in?

    And so now she's giving me **** because the dog smells, and yet I don't see her in a pair of latex gloves, armed with baking soda, shampoo, lemon juice, and hydrogen peroxide.

    So, if I decide to strangle her, do you think a jury of my peers will convict or will my insanity defense work?

    PS: Duncan also decided that the bathtub is pure evil, so I had to rub him down best I could on the bathroom floor without making a mess. Ha!
     
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    blue Jerk.

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    I had to vote no, because if you do it after making a pole about it, it would be premeditated murder. I dont support publicly announced premeditated murder.

    Give it a few months and dont post about it or do any weird searches online.
     
  3. AliciaD

    AliciaD On second thought...

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    There is the death penalty in NH, however, we haven't executed anyone since 1939. Something to think about. :cool:
     
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    Renee750il Felurian

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    Lock her out there with the skunk.

    But be sure to put her leash on her before you do.
     
  5. Kat09Tails

    Kat09Tails *Now with Snark*

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    Crate your Mom outside? Just a thought ;)
     
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    Giny Active Member

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    If Cassie Anthony could kill her child and get away with it....guess anything is possible.
     
  7. AliciaD

    AliciaD On second thought...

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    I know! I can't believe it! Even if you couldn't convict her of murder, she still hid the death of her child! That has to be a crime, improperly disposing of a corpse, something!
     
  8. Katkoota

    Katkoota cRaZy AbOuT DOGS

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    I voted "no".
    Poor Duncan though. I got a better idea, How about moving out with him? ;)

    I agree. Really sad!
     
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    Moth Mild and Slightly Nutty

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    Ewww... Not only that but skunks can be quite feisty and actually cause some damage.

    I agree lock your Mom out there and let Duncan back in :D
     
  10. AliciaD

    AliciaD On second thought...

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    Oh god I wish, I don't really trust my parents with them while I'm at college, thankfully I'll only be an hour and a half away and will be back most weekends. If I could get a job close to school I may be able to move out.

    I had this dream, when I was 12, that me and a couple other kids who didn't want to part with our dogs could rent a house together, :)
     
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    I would have to break it to you that its not legal, or nice, or something.

    I feel for ya though, that doesn't sound that great :/

    My parents used to let our two previous dogs outside all the time and they would jump the fence at night, and come back in the morning
     
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    ^^ This. This was brilliant and my exact sentiment. :hail:

    I hope you are able to remedy the stank (hehe) and Duncan can stay inside. Now, you have this as leverage lol. "Remember what happened last time?" or when you see something at the store "Well, you did let my dog out...and it got sprayed with a Skunk. I think you owe me this...":rofl1:
     

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