Calf Joke

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  1. Renee750il

    Renee750il Felurian

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    Here's another one from LadyHawke (www.ladyhawk.com) :

    "Birth of a Calf"

    A man was helping one of his cows give birth,
    when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing
    wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole
    event. The man thought, "Great...he's 4 and
    I'm going have to start explaining the birds and
    bees. No need to jump the gun, I'll just let him
    ask, and I'll answer."

    After everything was over, the man walked over
    to his son and said, "Well son, do you have any
    questions?"

    "Just one." gasped the still wide-eyed lad. "How
    fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"
     
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    Barb04 Love my pets Staff Member

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    Thanks Renee, I needed a laugh with all the rain we're having today.
     
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    scob89 DILLIGAF?

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    That was a good joke. At least he diden't half to have a dissusion with his kid.lol
     

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