Maybe if I don't look at mom she wont see me here with this bottle of wine... If I can't see her then she can't see me right? Ok wine... we can't let mom catch us... you're my precccccciiiioooouuuusssss Crap mom... what do you MEAN you found all of my empty bottles over there... I hasn't been drinking. *thinks to himself that he is done for now* ok ok I'm so sorry... I didn't mean to drink it but it tasted good. And... the cat made me do it?