Bad Air Day

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  1. Bofinger

    Bofinger New Member

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    So I had to go the vet the other day for an embarrassing situation. Here’s exactly what happened…

    “So what’s the problem, Bo?†the vet asked.

    “I’ve been farting a lot. I mean I fart all the time,†I tell her.

    She just nods, encouraging me to talk some more.

    So I continue, “Luckily, my farts don’t stink and you can’t hear them. It’s just that I can’t stop it. Look, we’ve been talking here for about 10 minutes and I’ve farted five times. You didn’t hear them and you didn’t smell them, did you?â€
    She just says, “Hmmm,†and then picks up her pad and writes out a prescription.

    What a relief, someone that can help me with my problem!

    So I say, “Thanks doc. This prescription, it’s going to clear up my farts, right?â€

    “Well, no,†she said, “the prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test.â€

    (more doggie news, www.boknowsonline.com, a blog by a dog for all dogs)
     
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    That's a riot !!!!!!
     
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    Sounds a lot like a guy I used to live with . . . . .
     

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