GASP! AUGGIE!! Santa has been here during the night and filled your STOCKING!! (Meanwhile Auggie stares at me like I'm an idiot.)
Auggie... no, no, Auggie, no - there's something sticking out the top - the TOP Auggie - I KNOW WHAT'S IN THE BOTTOM JUST GET THE TOY OUT OF THE TOP... Auggie, the TOP...
I had to drag the toy out and squeak it before it caught his attention.
Okay, Auggie, pull out the next thing...
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