I saw this on a T shirt and found it amusing. I hope it will make you . By the way, my dog is a French Bulldog and 9 out of 10 people ask me if she is a Pug. I think I should buy the shirt... I am not a pig. I am not a Pug. My ears havent been cropped. My tail hasnt been docked. I didnt run into a wall or get hit in the face with a fry pan. I do not bite, but my owner is another matter altogether. That noise is how I breathe... I am not growling at your child. Im not so ugly Im almost cute, and anyone who would say that is so stupid they are almost smart. I am a French Bulldog and I am perfect in every way!!! Do you have something similar for your breed of dog???