A very accurate description of my dog...

Discussion in 'Dogs - General Dog Chat' started by frenchboxer, Aug 17, 2005.

  1. frenchboxer

    frenchboxer New Member

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    I saw this on a T shirt and found it amusing. I hope it will make you :) . By the way, my dog is a French Bulldog and 9 out of 10 people ask me if she is a Pug. I think I should buy the shirt...

    I am not a pig.
    I am not a Pug.
    My ears havent been cropped.
    My tail hasnt been docked.
    I didnt run into a wall or get hit in the face with
    a fry pan.
    I do not bite, but my owner is another matter altogether.
    That noise is how I breathe... I am not growling at your
    child.
    Im not so ugly Im almost cute, and anyone who would
    say that is so stupid they are almost smart.
    I am a French Bulldog and I am perfect in every way!!!

    Do you have something similar for your breed of dog???
     
  2. Denaluvscorgis

    Denaluvscorgis Corgi bum

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    Awww...I love Frenchies...they're one of my all time favorite breeds!!!
     
  3. frenchboxer

    frenchboxer New Member

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    Thanks Dena, I, like you, also enjoy short legged dogs!!!
     
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    bogolove New Member

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    LOL! I love the french bulldogs. Buy the shirt!
     

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