A Love Story-not an animal related joke

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  1. Boxer*Mom

    Boxer*Mom It wasn't me

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    A Love Story

    I will seek and find you . .

    I shall take you to bed and have my way with you

    I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

    I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

    I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when
    I'm finished with you.

    And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

    All my love,

    The Flu



    Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot! :D
     
  2. Julie

    Julie Are You Blowing Me Off?

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    Lol,
    I think I will send that one to my father n law.
     
  3. Boxer*Mom

    Boxer*Mom It wasn't me

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    yep that might make him want to get one. =) lol
     
  4. Dakotah_2009

    Dakotah_2009 OOO YEA SHHHAKE IT!!

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    ok my mind soooo in the gutter.....LMAO
     
  5. Boxer*Mom

    Boxer*Mom It wasn't me

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    Yep, that's what the flu does to ya! Now get your flu shot :D
     
  6. Dakotah_2009

    Dakotah_2009 OOO YEA SHHHAKE IT!!

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    lmao boxer*mom
     
  7. CanadianK9

    CanadianK9 Active Member

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    lol, ill have to send this one to oc also.
     
  8. Sirius

    Sirius Imagination ROCKS.

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    Im due for my flu shot tommorow...
     
  9. chloesowner

    chloesowner I can feel the pressure..

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    got my flue shot. OUCH
     
  10. TheWonderPuppies

    TheWonderPuppies Pres. Of Gutter Club.....

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    I got my flu shot my mind was still in the gutter lol
     
  11. Sheba

    Sheba I W A L R

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    lol I was thinking cough syrup.. it always does that to me... the flavor is just... yuck *wipes tongue with bread*
     
  12. PixieSticksandTricks

    PixieSticksandTricks Athletic Labs. They Exist

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    Lol wow my mind was definatly in the gutter lol.

    I can't get a flu shot they make me sicker then if I don't.:(
     

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