A dog like #afd#'s, is that what you want?

[misticaleclipse]

lol, jokes on me now :lol-sign: I am glad I read a thread before responding!

 

[Purdue#1]

I just came here to look this forum over, and I must say this is some of the most idiotic stuff I have ever heard. Purdue#1, I will use you for an example. Did you learn dog training from Mary freakin' Poppins? Or was it Fran, The Nanny? All this snuggly cuddy crapola with no authority and no discipline turns out dogs that constantly try to take over. They don't know their place in the pack order. They think you're weak. They may be right.

If you have kids I hope you do a more effective job of disciplining them than you do your dogs.

And what is all this crap about the uber-expensive designer dog foods? THEY'RE JUST DOGS! You gonna feed them filet mignon?

Geeze! I post a pic come back a few days later and is see this 25+ page thread on my dog!

All i did was post a picture! What did i ever do to you?

 

[savethebulliedbreeds]

Read the thread LOL!!!

 

[~Fox~Trot~]

Lol, I was like, "What the...?" When I read the first post, because I dont even HAVE a dog! I've just been begging me parents for one.

 

[Buckshot]

We really need to make an award for the best reaction

 

[ToscasMom]

I like this idea.

 

[Buckshot]

What do you think Toscasmom? What are your favorites? Purdue#1 is pretty good, but there are some seriously heated ones that could edge Purdue out just on passion

 

[bubbatd]

That really was great !!! Because I was " down " for April Fool , I thought what the H ! I never gave advice except " get a Golden " and was going to complement them on choosing a " dog like Bubba " ...........really was fun and a great joke ! .....ps , I really feel sorry for Barb though .... having just lost CJ and her lovely cat ......she took it hard !

 

[Purdue#1]

:lol-sign:

 

[ToscasMom]

I dunno Buckshot. We may have to put it to a vote. That way we don't have to take the blame.

 

[ToscasMom]

...or we could do it the Corporate America way and blame whomever is absent...

 

[Purdue#1]

Of course i'm the winner.

 

[Purdue#1]

...but we could put in a vote to give other people a chance.

 

[planet molosser]

Guys this was not too much fun for me
Dr's found a lump on my Rigth breast I have to go for a mammo 911 tomorrow and a sonogram. I have not told anyone but this board.
I have to thank Teddy he our new CAS found the lump by going to it 3x in one day and it is why I got to the dr so quick.

I know it was April fools but I being a ethical breeder get attacked often.
And seeing my name in such a fool hard post made me upset.

Well any way glad the days over..

 

[ToscasMom]

Say Buckshot, could you use your usual ....ahem... total objectivity and judge this thread for us?
http://www.chazhound.com/forums/showthread.php?t=50112
It's the Gag Contest for the food with the worst ingredients. Lots of competition.

 

[ToscasMom]

Well Tosca has letters after her name too! She posted them on her blog. For those who shy from reading a dog talking, here they are:
PC - Perfect Collie
EA1, EA2, EA3- Eater of anything
CIW - Companion to Insane Woman
KHT - Kid Herding Tested
CW-Cat Whipped
CNC-1, CNC-2,CNC-3- Chewbacca Noise Competition
CEX-Couch Eater Excellent
MX - Moaner Excellent
FJA - Fence Jumper Advanced
AFC-Advanced Floor Cleaner
SB-Serious Barker
FB3 - Foot Biter Advanced
SC- Squirrel Chaser
CE3 - Couch Eater Advanced
MDX - Major Diva Excellent
BDB - Best Of Breed, Diva Category
FJ X-Fence Jumper Excellent
PC - Perfect Collie (worth mentioning twice)
BFK Big Face Kisser
BWX -Butt Wagger Excellent
CSX - Counter Surfer Extraordinaire
DCX - Duckie Chewer Excellent
MTS - Midnight Toy Squeaker
GFIY - Go Fetch It Yourself
IDDI - I Didn't Do It
IWFF - I work for food
TGAN - Terribly Good at Nothing
TSIM - That seat is Mine
TTIM - That Toy is Mine
UNCDQ - Under Cover Dog, Quilt Category

 

[ToscasMom]

Aw Molosser, you are loved.


Ack I read that wrong. I DO hope you will be fine. It could VERY likely be a cyst.

 

[Buckshot]

We need catagories. Who got bent the worst, who took it the best, who was funniest.

 

[ToscasMom]

Ok categories.
Let's go for it. You go first...

 

[Buckshot]

Say Buckshot, could you use your usual ....ahem... total objectivity and judge this thread for us?
http://www.chazhound.com/forums/showthread.php?t=50112
It's the Gag Contest for the food with the worst ingredients. Lots of competition.

I can tell you one thing Innova EVO comes in way down the list as far as taste goes, however my taste system may differ from a dogs. For example Buckshot eats rabbit guts before anything else, personally I prefer the back meat