3 pregnant ladies (censorship recommended)

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  1. EliNHunter

    EliNHunter New Member

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    There were 3 pregnant ladies in the doctor's waiting room -- a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde. They're all talking about their pregnancy and how it's going when the redhead said: "I know I'm having a girl." The others asked how she knew that when she replied "Because when we did it, I was on top and everyone knows that's when you get a girl". Then the brunette says "Well, I'm having a boy, then. Because I was on the bottom". They both turn to the blonde who's bawling her eyes out. They say "Hon, what's the matter??" When she wails "I'm having puppies!!!!!" :p
     
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    LOL, good one.
     
  3. Ash47

    Ash47 Taco Dog

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    LOL. I think I get this one... and if I do, then I repeat, LOL. :)
     
  4. Zoom

    Zoom Twin 2.0

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    LOL! I love it!
     
  5. Mastiffgirlie

    Mastiffgirlie ican'tkeepmyeyesoffyou

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    OOOOOO I get it... the man was a dog, ok i get it! hehehehe
     
  6. Dakotah_2009

    Dakotah_2009 OOO YEA SHHHAKE IT!!

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    WOW that was sooooo funny! OK I know I'm in 9th grade and shouldn't know what that means but I do. Gosh how funny I'm about to cry sooo funny!
     
  7. doberkim

    doberkim Naturally Natural

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    that was a great one :)
     
  8. juliefurry

    juliefurry Rusty but Trusty

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    um...no not exactly. We'll just go with that though;) . I don't know how old you are so I don't want to get in trouble,
     
  9. panzer426

    panzer426 New Member

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    lol!!! the responses are almost funnier than the joke. I sure wont be the one explaining this and having angry parents kicking down my door.
     
  10. darkchild16

    darkchild16 We are Home.

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    that was great
     
  11. Tysons Mom

    Tysons Mom Tyson Terrier/Poodle

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    LOL funny real funny responses and all lol
     
  12. Sheba

    Sheba I W A L R

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    Goodness I'm in 6th so I should know what that means but ROFLMAO!
     
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    Sheba I W A L R

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    I smile because I have no idea whats going on....
     

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